tool

A narcisstic, egotistical 40 something living in the greater Boston suburbs who drives a faded red Mitsubishi, wears 1980s cotton sweats or parachute pants and tans while lying on a tin-foil blanket generously applying baby-oil and simultaneously bleaching his hair all while thinking he's cool

Wow, Phil- you are such a TOOL!; What a tool! Look at his stupid hair, face, pants and car! Hey Tool! The 1980s called and they want their hair and peroxide back!

by Phil McCrackinIII July 18, 2009

tool

A weapon. knife, gun, or any weapon

Draw for the tool. Meaning they are going to pull out a weapon

by Foz May 4, 2006

tool

Sometimes referring to a weapon of some sort, usually a (gun)

I hope your carrying a tool with you, cuz you know those guys are going to try to beat you up

by Young JJ November 27, 2007

Tool

An AMAZING band. Lead vocalist is Maynard James Keenan. He is the jelly to my toast and eveyone knows toast tast like a piece of turd without the jelly. He is so AMAZING he cant even just have one band. I would go gay for him...i know its sad.

Gentle Stranger: Oh My Gawd! someones about to shoot maynard (the lead vocalist of tool) in the chest.
Me: Who the fuck would try to do that. Their insane.
Person with Gun: No my insides are imploding just from his awesomeness..im almost sure hes the jelly to someones toast.

by Maynard'sVanguard March 27, 2007

Tool

one who is socially maladjusted; a lame person.

The woman who works in HRD is such a tool.

by Anonymous October 31, 2002

tool

A person Who is being used and doesnt know it.
Someone who trys to fit in who doesn't.

Brian W. is a rebel Poser Tool because he trys to fit in with the skaters and does what they tell him to.

by 8th grade class of 2007 June 24, 2007

tool.

One who is, as J.D. Salinger wrote in "Catcher in the Rye," a "phony." Someone who is false, a media whore, a douchebag, and a servant (or tool) or the Man. The best example, the paradigm of tooldom, is Carson Daly, as quite correctly noted above. Other famous tools include Geraldo Rivera, Ryan Seacrest, Tom Cruise, Stephen Baldwin, Tony Danza, Wayne Brady, Tom Arnold, Ben Affleck, Linkin Park, and most ironically of all, Tim Allen.

God, Carson Daly is a tool. He is willing to toss salad for the Man.

by Dr. Zhivago July 16, 2008