A narcisstic, egotistical 40 something living in the greater Boston suburbs who drives a faded red Mitsubishi, wears 1980s cotton sweats or parachute pants and tans while lying on a tin-foil blanket generously applying baby-oil and simultaneously bleaching his hair all while thinking he's cool
Wow, Phil- you are such a TOOL!; What a tool! Look at his stupid hair, face, pants and car! Hey Tool! The 1980s called and they want their hair and peroxide back!
by Phil McCrackinIII July 18, 2009
by Foz April 23, 2006
by Young JJ November 06, 2007
An AMAZING band. Lead vocalist is Maynard James Keenan. He is the jelly to my toast and eveyone knows toast tast like a piece of turd without the jelly. He is so AMAZING he cant even just have one band. I would go gay for him...i know its sad.
Gentle Stranger: Oh My Gawd! someones about to shoot maynard (the lead vocalist of tool) in the chest.
Me: Who the fuck would try to do that. Their insane.
Person with Gun: No my insides are imploding just from his awesomeness..im almost sure hes the jelly to someones toast.
Me: Who the fuck would try to do that. Their insane.
Person with Gun: No my insides are imploding just from his awesomeness..im almost sure hes the jelly to someones toast.
by Maynard'sVanguard March 21, 2007
by Anonymous October 31, 2002
Brian W. is a rebel Poser Tool because he trys to fit in with the skaters and does what they tell him to.
by 8th grade class of 2007 June 03, 2007
One who is, as J.D. Salinger wrote in "Catcher in the Rye," a "phony." Someone who is false, a media whore, a douchebag, and a servant (or tool) or the Man. The best example, the paradigm of tooldom, is Carson Daly, as quite correctly noted above. Other famous tools include Geraldo Rivera, Ryan Seacrest, Tom Cruise, Stephen Baldwin, Tony Danza, Wayne Brady, Tom Arnold, Ben Affleck, Linkin Park, and most ironically of all, Tim Allen.
by Dr. Zhivago January 25, 2006