Keem Tomlinson: a black man who did not, in fact, make the slaves free despite his constant claims to the contrary. May or may not be homosexual. Often used as a name or descriptor for an African-American individual of tall stature, large hand and foot size, and small care - yet with the juxtaposition of a micropenis. Not to be confused with Keef Tomsum, another prestigious member of the Snickers gang.
Person 1: Ayo you know that new kid? The super tall black one with no balls?
Person 2: Yeah, he looks like a real Keem Tomlinson.
Person 2: Yeah, he looks like a real Keem Tomlinson.
by balzinjawz November 24, 2021
Grumpy Grumps, Clash of Clans Wizard, Seems like he is never happy. Throws good parties, should throw more though and has great tables for cup pong but Jarron and Owen will still lose to Tyler and Cody.
by John3482 November 30, 2022
mrs…tomlinson is a famous tiktoker with a insane obsession with One Direction and Louis Tomlinson. They have crusty eyelashes, which is ok bc i love them for it. they are a dumbass.
by finelinesjess June 29, 2021
mrs…tomlinson is a person that made me bisexual and shit. They are obsessed with Louis Tomlinson and Larry. a bit scary. but they always know when to make you laugh. fucking dumbass. <3
by finelinesjess June 28, 2021