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Old Tomato

Sydney was tired of waiting for Hunter propose, so she gave him the old tomato
by Lzydogrnch July 24, 2020
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Tomato bitchkeeper

One of those retarded expressions people create on urban dictionary, with sex involved by default so they can reach +1000 likes with zero effort, this because that is the only definition someone wrote for that word
Tomato bitchkeeper

A fat dude wearing a red hoodie who eats lots of ass
by Some fucker took my name August 16, 2019
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Water the tomatoes

When a man's penis is so short that when he pees he pisses on his balls
Son of a bitch! My dick is so shriveled up from the cold weather that it made me water the tomatoes.
by Breadfan4life October 14, 2021
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Going tomato

When someone goes red because of embarrassment.
"You like her don't you"
"Nah, I don't"
"Yeh you do, you're so embarrassed. You're Going tomato. You're going bare tomato"
by Lexicognitive June 26, 2018
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bleeding tomato

A reference to one's vagina during their menstrual cycle.
by Team3redheads December 30, 2019
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Tomato Tango

The act of moving tomatos in and out of the sun when still in danger of frosts.
Bob did the tomato tango by moving his tomato seedlings out into the sun during the day and under cover at night to protect them from frosts.
by Bobwayne December 19, 2019
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tomato mouth

A person who has a mouth that looks like a tomato. Tomato mouths are usually hoes so when you see a tomato mouth you know they are a hoe.
Charlie: "Look at Carrie and her tomato mouth."
Alexis: "God, I know. What a hoe."
by CarrieHasATomatoMouth99 May 31, 2016
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