totesmgoats

meaning "totally"

also known as "totes my goats" or "totes ma goats"

"I totesmgoats can't wait for the party tomorrow!"

by sasharocks18 October 6, 2011

Totes

short for totally, note that not all people can say this word, only the coolest people

Want to go to the mall later?
totes.

by MoistTowelette11 April 19, 2006

Totes

An abbreviation for the word totally, when the speaker is too intoxicated and/or lazy add the last two syllables onto the word. Therefore, one gets 'totes.'

Also totes.

by FaceKate March 6, 2011

Heller Totes

Describing something as extremely. Heller or Hella means a lot and totes means totally.

I'm heller totes hungry for a juicy hamburger.

by Totes Wild October 26, 2015

totes vom tom

Totally vomiting tomorrow

Oh my god, I'm so drunk. I hope I'm not totes vom tom.

by Poppy Slussy May 29, 2010

Toats-bloats

After snacking on a wide variety of differing foods (ranging from pies to ice-cream) an individual feels bloated to a state where normal bodily functions become challenging or in serious cases impossible.

Sometimes confused with food baby or carb comas "toats bloats" is a far more advanced condition of fatness after consumption.

"far out im toats-bloats"
"after sex I like to buy snacks and get toats-bloats"

by roundandsound November 13, 2011

toats awkie momo

when something awkward had happened and there is nothing else to say but "toats awkie momo" often used in Ireland. also used when nobody laughs at your joke

girl1 "i was in english and i called the teacher mom :/"
girl2 " toats awkie momo for you hey"

girl1" whatcha call cheese that's not yours ?...... natcho cheese :D"

everyone"......." toats awkie momo

by irishmofos October 7, 2012