Dinamo toaster

Dinamo toaster (on Croatian Dinamo toaster) is a person that is acting trying to act "quirky", most commonly drinking monster energy drinks, is a pansexual lesbian binary non-binary asexual military vehicle, most likely dyed her hair multiple times in several colors, "has depression", barks at people, hangs out in large groups in public spaces, probably unironically believes in witchcraft and zodiac signs and might even watch too much anime. It is also very likely that members of the mentioned group have been trying to infiltrate political discourse but very unsuccessfully, as they are quite uneducated. Sometimes they can also be spotted wearing cat/bunny ears while playing loud music (commonly rap, rock....). They also get influenced by other subcultures such as punks, skins, metalheads, etc. They talk about their hatred towards pedophilia, yet they do get into "special contact" with people much older than them.

The term has origins in Zagreb, Croatia. Namely, Dinamo is a name of a famous Zagreb football team. Dinamo fan shop has been selling a product they named "Dinamo toaster" (toaster), it is just a regular toaster with Dinamo theme on it. It has been inspired by the "attack helicopter" meme. Any member of the LBGT community that cannot define their gender can be called a "Dinamo toaster" as an insult.

It is a pejorative term for people described above. If you want to insult "woke and alt" people like that, just yell to them "Dinamo toasters!"
Example 1:
Person 1: "Let's go to džamija (a public space in Zagreb)!"
Person 2: "No, those damn Dinamo toasters are hanging out there again."
Person 1: "Well we can throw rocks at them if you want to."
Person 2: "When are we going?"

Example 2:
Person 1: "Why is there so much trash?"
Person 2: "Oh, there were Dinamo toasters partying here yesterday."
Person 1: "Do they have any respect towards the place they live?"
Person 2: "No, they are Dinamo toasters."

Example 3:
Person 1: "Hey, wanna hang out?"
Person 2: "Sure, with who are we going with?"
Person 1: "With Emily."
Person 2: "Ew, she is such a Dinamo toaster..."
Person 1: "Hey, don't misgender Emily! Respect Emilys' pronouns, they/them and xie/xiu!"
Person 2: *sigh*
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toaster thief

When you strike out or throw someone out with swag
Joe really looks like a toaster thief on the mound.
by CrackRocket May 17, 2018
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toaster bath

A common way to commit suicide; Simply put a toaster in your bathtub
Kid: go kommit toaster bath
Me: ok *cries*
Unrelated gif;;
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Toaster Attack

When a sentient toaster/robot toaster's voice goes muffled and it desperately wants toast, if it does not get toast it will threaten to commit genocide until it does
Sentient Toaster(in a muffled voice): I want toast
Other person: Are you having a Toaster Attack?
by Toaster11Two June 27, 2023
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toaster prize

1. A prize awarded indiscriminately, esp. at the entrance of an Administrative Professionals Convention.

2. A trophy granted to celebrate some arbitrary distinction--possibly invented, ironically, to celebrate a quality/flaw of the recipient

3. A consolation prize.
All runners-up received the toaster prize, a coupon for discounted orthodontic services
by Nick Paradise July 01, 2011
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toaster buns

A commanding derriere, that looks as if a toaster is smuggled under each plump & muscular cheek.
Damn Chelsea got them toaster buns, when she saunters down the street all the boys be like daaaaamn!
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yes no toaster

The three only english words a french person that doesn't speak english knows. Often used like a running gag about someone who isn't fluent with his or her english(1) or as confusion(2).
(Imagine this dialogue is in french)
-Lucy is going to Los Angeles with you?
-Yeah but her English is really shitty.
-LOL, prepare for a lot of "yes no toasters"!

(2)Anyone: Hey! Do you know what time it is?
French: Eeeeh.... Yes no toaster!
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