TikTok

An absolute aids video sharing app that you found off YouTube, but now when you download it for a funny joke you actually enjoy it.It’s bursting full of thots like a fucking black widow spider egg

You’ll probably see more skin on there then at your middle school dance

“Man that TikTok you sent me last night was funny

by Sub2Derpyogurtoruwilldie December 9, 2019

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TikTok is just like saying vine or meme, it is also an app

Guy 1: hey do you like TikTok
Guy 2: omg, yes I love it

by Smitz December 12, 2019

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An app for gay bozos to find entertainment and claim its for the memes. This has really put our reputation as human down to the lowest of the lowest.

Me - *sees my friend using TikTok*
My Friend - "You should try TikTok, It;s soo good"
Me - "Everyday we stray further from god"

by TimtamXpress December 19, 2019

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An app that was called into existence by an unmerciful god. This is a place where middle schoolers and high school freshmen lip sync, dance, and overall try to act sexy all set to lame trash music. You can imagine how cringe this is. If your a girl, you MUST wear small tight fitting clothing that doesn’t cover your stomach (this is a requirement) and shows off your ass and tits, even if your 12. You also must apply about ten thousand pounds of make up and at least ten filters. Also consider a script and drinking a few shots before filming. If your a dude, you cannot wear a shirt, you must bite your lip, male puppy dog eyes, and try to make your hair look semi cute. Also consider snorting a line of coke before you film, and oh yeah, your gonna want a script. I’m sure your just cringing at the thought of it.

Joe: “Yeah I just downloaded TikTok, it’s pretty sweet, yo you wanna see my first vid.”
Bob: “Yes, hello officer, yeah I’d like to place a restraining order.”

by Falcon2004 December 31, 2019

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