grand theft auto

A man's cover up for masterbating.

"Hey man, wanna hang out?"

"Sorry dude I am playing grand theft auto"

by prank phoen call August 24, 2009

chocolate thief

Euphemism for gay.

You are such a chocolate thief.

by C4isBad November 3, 2004

grand theft auto v

Grand theft auto V is a Rockstar North game Due to be released soon that will cause a major Nerdgasm all over the world

Dude1# HOLYFRIGINSHiT I can't wait for grand theft auto v to be realeased man. I JUST CAN'T WAIT!!!
Dude2# Dude your Nerdgasm will so be ruined due to crap optimization

by Whatevermanoman October 26, 2013

Poop Thief

One who sneaks quietly into a restroom. Waits until your done taking a dump, and then sneaks into the stall and snatches your dump RIGHT out of the toilet before you have a chance to flush. God only knows what the poop thief does with the dump once he steals it.

John: Duuuuude. I think a poop thief just stole my shit.
Anthony: No way??
John: yeah, one second it's there, the next its gone. o.O

by WhalerYouKnow May 7, 2010

Grand Theft Buggy

A game that is kinda like Grand Theft Auto, but instead takes place in an Amish country area, using their methods of hijacking, such as picthforks and butter churns

He just grand theft buggy me with his sawed off shotgun!

by Mr. President Jack February 2, 2007

Theft

When something is handed to you and you leave with it.

I gave Erica my dollar at SportWay and she didn't give it back to me before I left. These lines will rhyme because she committed theft

by L B H September 9, 2010

thiefed

1) usually defined as being robbed; mainly seen in games.
2) Also used to determine 'Ownage' or 'Pawnage'.

1) "Omg I just gotz thiefed by that sexy ninja yonder!!11 All my money gonz nowz. ;_;"

by Crazy pie ninja April 8, 2005