Theo is that one guy who you will fall head over heels in love with right before he breaks your heart. A questionable amount of girls like Theo and you will cry about him at some point in your life. Theo likes to believe he’s a sociopath, there is nothing solidly proving this right or wrong. Theo will start a conversation and then become very dry. Theo is always horny. Theo’s convinced he can pull off bangs but he really can’t. Theo likes to make sexual jokes that can be very funny.
Theo: *rapey accent* I fuck lots of Miami bitches
Daisy: you what
Theo: *accent continued* I have very big peen
Daisy: you what
Theo: *accent continued* I have very big peen
by Adam ploughed holly November 12, 2019
Get the Theomug. A guy with a huge dick and loves all people with level Big tits and asses. Ngl everyone want to fuck this man. A woman said "I had sex with Theo 9 months ago and she said god dayum only tip of could get in me also now i have a child with a big dick so i can fuck him everyday!!"
by Smart guy in internet November 22, 2023
Get the Theomug. Definently the most sexy and smart person you will ever meet in your whole existence. He has a big loyal heart and loves with all of his power. Many thots would die for him and he is very pretty. He loves sex but he doesn't love hoes.
Person 1 : Man that guy Theo is so sexy do I have a chance ?
Person 2 : Naaah sis
Person 1 : Why????
Person 2 : Because you a hoe
Person 2 : Naaah sis
Person 1 : Why????
Person 2 : Because you a hoe
by BeE2111 November 20, 2021
Get the Theomug. A skinny guy, pretty tall, really hot and has a god sized dick, guys want to be friends with and and girls go head-over-heels for him. Does have anger issues but is an amazing em-path underneath, if you has him as a friend/boyfriend, treasure him because he may be annoying, but goddamn does he love people.
by Some Random Racist November 14, 2022
Get the Theomug. by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° August 28, 2023
Get the Theomug. Theos, who's namesake comes from the greek meaning god, are amazing guys. Although a little sensitive at times, they are god-like creatures. Especially asian Theos are very heartfelt, sweet, caring, loving and also a little insecure guys. Theo's have a kind a way to smuggle themselves into your life and make you fall in love with them, although you don't mean too.
Theo's are really good to have around: you can talk about everything and anything. They always have an open ear for you and are always there for you, so you can really count on them. Apart from the few fights you'll have with them, you'll always have a great time. Although very awkward, especially when you meet them for the first time, after a little warming up, they are very open and cute and good. But these aren't the only things Theos are and can do (; (if you know what I'm saying (;;; )
You have to care for your Theo with a lot of love and patience. They just really are weird but god-like creatures in many ways ^-^
Theo's are really good to have around: you can talk about everything and anything. They always have an open ear for you and are always there for you, so you can really count on them. Apart from the few fights you'll have with them, you'll always have a great time. Although very awkward, especially when you meet them for the first time, after a little warming up, they are very open and cute and good. But these aren't the only things Theos are and can do (; (if you know what I'm saying (;;; )
You have to care for your Theo with a lot of love and patience. They just really are weird but god-like creatures in many ways ^-^
Girl 1: I just met this really awkward but cute guy!
Girl 2: You better watch out! It's a Theo.. you'll find yourself theod in no time!
Girl 2: You better watch out! It's a Theo.. you'll find yourself theod in no time!
by ninum 96669 December 24, 2016
Get the Theomug. A big creamy man, with a small penis. he is very talented and good at school. He is very unathletic and bad at basektball.
by Jonathan Busting March 3, 2022
Get the Theo Williamsmug.