“The hearing will be a breeze, the other lawyer is a total tourist.”
“Don’t trust that doctor, he’s a tourist.”
“Don’t tell me how to suck eggs, tourist.”
“Don’t trust that doctor, he’s a tourist.”
“Don’t tell me how to suck eggs, tourist.”
by Brainfart October 15, 2021
Get the Tourist mug.The kind of tourist that walks around clicking a photo of landmarks on their phone and ticking it off the list before moving on to the next spot. Rinse and repeat.
Haha, check at out that click and tick tourist, just clicking and ticking...
Click
Tick
Move on
Rinse and repeat
Click
Tick
Move on
Rinse and repeat
by 2rubloo June 17, 2018
Get the Click and tick tourist mug.Michael: "Did you hear that Lisa just died from 'Rona"?
David: "I can't wait to go to the funeral, she had some fine ass friends!
Michael: Dude that's fucked up. You're such a sad tourist.
David: "I can't wait to go to the funeral, she had some fine ass friends!
Michael: Dude that's fucked up. You're such a sad tourist.
by Tokenship December 29, 2020
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Get the Craft tourist mug.A girl who claims to be a good ride and plenty of tadger experience and been to tadger town plenty when realistically they are the opposite and still a tourist of tadger town
by anonymous December 11, 2020
Get the TADGER TOURIST mug.A gullible person who falls for overpriced tourist traps that are easy to avoid.
They also take pictures of every single damn thing and annoy the locals.They also speak slowly so locals can figure out what they're saying.
They also take pictures of every single damn thing and annoy the locals.They also speak slowly so locals can figure out what they're saying.
Tourist:How much will it be for these Sasuges.
Tourist trap:20€
Tourist:OK!
Tourist trap in his mind:He actually fell for the bait what a idoit.
Tourist trap:20€
Tourist:OK!
Tourist trap in his mind:He actually fell for the bait what a idoit.
by Scandinavian Viking December 11, 2021
Get the Tourist mug.One who visits multiple plasma donation companies in their area for the purpose of the highest financial payout, rather than stay at the same company for low pay but convenience. Example includes taking advantage of new donor bonuses, then leaving when it ends and waiting for an email to come back for the promise of a higher payout. Some donors will leave (typically six months) to be considered a new donor again - which is not the policy for every company, some will only offer a returning donor bonus. Never assume one will be labelled a new donor.
The opportunity/motive to be a plasma tourist depends on availability of companies in their area, the distance to and from the center, the local supply/demand, the poverty and cost of living conditions of the area, and if the donor is in need of finances sooner than later. Once a donor breaks their ghosting streak by donating, without a bonus, the company typically has no incentive to offer one. It's reasonable to assume plasma companies keep track of how often a donor visits, the pay they receive, and adjust bonuses in their system.
Depending on location/company: Plasma companies will gradually increase their bonus offer every 1-2 months. Ranging from $15-$60 per session, or even $25-200 extra per month. Some will offer a monthly total, while others may offer a single session. If the location is convenient, the donor may accept the base + bonus and decide to donate once or twice more to stay within their minimum acceptable pay.
The opportunity/motive to be a plasma tourist depends on availability of companies in their area, the distance to and from the center, the local supply/demand, the poverty and cost of living conditions of the area, and if the donor is in need of finances sooner than later. Once a donor breaks their ghosting streak by donating, without a bonus, the company typically has no incentive to offer one. It's reasonable to assume plasma companies keep track of how often a donor visits, the pay they receive, and adjust bonuses in their system.
Depending on location/company: Plasma companies will gradually increase their bonus offer every 1-2 months. Ranging from $15-$60 per session, or even $25-200 extra per month. Some will offer a monthly total, while others may offer a single session. If the location is convenient, the donor may accept the base + bonus and decide to donate once or twice more to stay within their minimum acceptable pay.
A plasma tourist involves being enrolled at multiple companies and delaying their visits for the highest pay because their time and health is more valuable than quick cash.
by arandomuserwithtoomuchtime August 15, 2025
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