A person who spends a good majority of the day on the shitter, usually the nice roomy one on the end, doing usefull things like checking email, looking at pictures of cats, primping his pubes, and just generally wasting time so as not to be forced into doing any actually work.
Any time I have the urge to purge I check our resident shitter squatter's office to make sure he is present and accounted for.
Jim: "Where's Warren?"
Steve: "Check the bathroom, I haven't seen that shitter squatter in 45 minutes."
Jim: "Where's Warren?"
Steve: "Check the bathroom, I haven't seen that shitter squatter in 45 minutes."
by JesterPrim October 28, 2014
Get the shitter squattermug. Someone who is a well-known/relevant member within a community due to their unfathomably egotistical personality. They will oftentimes have large egos but lack any sort of self-esteem. They also display a desperate craving for validation from their peers because they are physically incapable of having their own sense of self-worth.
Ever since that known shitter won the Fortnite World Cup, he hasn't shut up about it. He needs to go get some bitches or something.
by IMainSkyblock February 17, 2022
Get the Known Shittermug. by StephGgurl June 17, 2023
Get the Shitter Bittermug. by SexyChinaGod March 12, 2020
Get the Thunder-shittermug. Guy 1: Dude, I was in a Shitter showdown with that guy from the Repair Center for 15 minutes! He finally left, but now he knows who the real Crapper Cowboy is!!!
Guy 2: Yea, he's intimidating. He finally got me to give up after about 10 minutes last week.
Guy 2: Yea, he's intimidating. He finally got me to give up after about 10 minutes last week.
by P3nderizor September 16, 2009
Get the Shitter showdownmug. Prolonged leaning forward on the elbows whilst engaging in iPhone gaming during the act of having a particularly tricky bowel movement. With the result of leaving a prominent red mark on the thigh saluting your efforts.
After a heavy drinking session on the Guinness, I was birthing a beast from my ass whilst trying to beat that tricky level on Angry Birds and it left me with serious Shitters Knee.
by DeNinjabreadman December 28, 2011
Get the Shitters Kneemug. A shit that only takes about 10 seconds usually fast diarrhea with the speed of a speeding car.It usually feels like a chainsaw being pulled out your ass or a 80 inch cock going out of your ass.Usually smells of rotted food.
Last night I ate 5 beefy 5 layer burritos,18 cool ranch tacos,a laxative smoothie,a bottle of hot sauce and some cheeseburgers I realased a smelly ten shitter in your toilet and now it won't flush,sorry.
by Marijuanaguy420 April 4, 2015
Get the ten shittermug.