Rooster Slap

When a dude just stands there while his girlfriend continuously slaps him in the face just to show him who’s in charge.

“Dude, did you see how Shelby just stood there while Amber rooster slapped him?”

“He’s the kind of guy to let his girlfriend rooster slap him.”

by de45 March 29, 2021

trap rooster

Any male with a body count consisting of 85% of the dope whores n puddle sluts from the 3 surrounding counties. He has no standards other than warm n breathing. Normally found couch surfing or living out of a car. Usually a Narcissist that thinks all women want his dick n he shoulda been a pornstar. Has to have a bag of dope to pay the whores to just be around them n can't get hard without it.

Martin, Rock and Tater all trying to be trap rooster #1...I can see the feathers flying already

by Baton Bitch February 2, 2021

Rooster Lover

A person who loves to suck rooster(s), play with rooster(s) and fantasizes about rooster(s). A person who is in love with his/her partner's penis extremely, specially who has fetish about cock and fetish for cock size.
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''John is such a rooster lover, he even hold and play with my rooster all night and didn't get tired!"

by JoyBangla69 January 6, 2012

Rooster Joke

A terrible joke that is literally not even a joke. Named after the famous rooster meme.

Sarah: Wanna here a rooster joke? What do you call someone who is a terrible driver?
Bob: I don't know.
Sarah: A dick

by SavagePancakesYeah April 28, 2017

rooster spray

the spray from the fin on a windsurf board when ripping into the lip on a top turn (wave sailing)

whoa dude did you see my rooster spray, it was sick

by slamitin January 13, 2004

rooster tits

When a man fucks a woman between the tits but they are so small he has to squeeze together to fit his cock between them

That girl has rooster tits

by moose balls December 12, 2014

roosters breakfast

Sex in the morning; Doing a root at sunrise...

"Hey Dave! Did you get a roosters breakfast?"

by frank pterodactyl January 14, 2009