by bridal guru September 20, 2016
Get the Pizza Promisemug. by Username 0 September 21, 2017
Get the Simon Promisemug. When you lay your dick across her stomach and shout or otherwise assertively state, "I will find your mouth."
by Sholomthra April 23, 2021
Get the Pimento promisemug. When a friend tells you to come to a party because lots of girls are coming too. When you get to the party there is one hot girl and your friend calls dibs.
Friend- "hey man, you should come to this party! There are going to be so many hot girls!"
You- go to party
Friend- "sorry bro, there is only one hot girl, and I called dibs already"
You- such an Evan Promise...
You- go to party
Friend- "sorry bro, there is only one hot girl, and I called dibs already"
You- such an Evan Promise...
by Banditofrisquitopocoito March 13, 2015
Get the Evan Promisemug. Noun. A representation made, usually in advertising, that sounds impressive, but is effectively meaningless.
Based on the claim that all toothpaste ads make, i.e. 70% more effective (than brushing without toothpaste).
Based on the claim that all toothpaste ads make, i.e. 70% more effective (than brushing without toothpaste).
They said I could save hundreds of dollars per year on my car insurance, but that was compared to someone who never shops around, and has had the same policy for 10 years. It's always cheaper to switch to any other insurance company after a couple of years, so it was a total toothpaste promise.
by Werdenschmidt February 7, 2021
Get the Toothpaste promisemug. Obama lied when he said, If you like your health plan, you can keep your health plan.
Nah, man, he just made an incorrect promise.
Nah, man, he just made an incorrect promise.
by StrykerBandit February 13, 2017
Get the incorrect promisemug. The person who makes the promise believes they can carry through with it but everyone else knows that they probably won't
by bonito kicker May 1, 2015
Get the smoker's promisemug.