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Cock Block Party

The act of intentionaly cock blocking some one with a group of at least four people. Usually the atom bomb of cock blocking, and sometimes has long lasting effects.
Jeff: You totally cock blocked me last night.
John: It was an accident.
Jeff: Accident! You ran out yelling cock block party with five other guys.
by Bestevaa October 27, 2010
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cock block

Inviting the ex-boyfriend of a girl to an event when you know your friend is trying to work on her at said event.
When TJ invited James out to Brothers to hang out. He totally cock blocked his friend.
by Colin from IC January 23, 2007
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Cock Block Party

The act of having 4 or more poeple cock blocking someone who is trying to score on a chic.
Moy: I was trying to hit on Sidney but, yall cock blocked.
Campbell: Sorry but it was funny cock block party.
by Hotstuffluis December 31, 2010
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cock block combo

A chain of 3 or more consecutive cock blocks. Also known as a CBC.
1) Lisa's ugly friend CBC'd me last night at the club.

2) John straight up pulled a cock block combo on Tim at the bar.
by vee October 11, 2010
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cock block o'clock

That moment when someone or something prevents you getting laid.
We better hurry up and fuck! My roommate is due home soon and it will be cock block o'clock.
by Loke E. Coyote August 25, 2013
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mom cock block

When your mom catches you bringing a girl into her house and prevents you from banging her.
"Dude, I got mom cock blocked. I was just about to bang that chick but then my mom came in and made the slut go home."
by wiseguy009 November 16, 2009
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Cock Block Tortoise

When someone puts a washing basket on their back to look like a tortoise and performs a cock block by crawling onto a couple's bed whilst they are making intercourse
"i got completely undressed, put on a washing basket and cock block tortoised onto nat's bed who was shagging zach"
by jabbott August 22, 2011
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