'Cake' is the word used for when a person is so good looking that there isn't even a word in the urban dictionary to describe them. So you call them cake. Cake meaning fit and yummy.
by CaHmRyI.S May 11, 2009
Get the cakemug. Max: "Hey dude, how about a piece of fruit and a chicken breast?"
Peter: "Cake or STFU!"
Sarah: "Trout Lake is such a remarkably beautiful setting, I love it!"
Sandra: "Trout Lake? Cake or STFU!"
Waiter: "Can I get you anything to drink, sir?"
Sir: "Cake or STFU!"
Waiter: "Cake?"
Sir: "Goddammit...I said cake or STFU, YA PUNK!"
Flexbro I: "I stopped doing drugs to give into another passion, alcohol!"
Flexbro II: "So? I stopped doing ya grandma to give into another passion, cake!"
Flexbro I: "Uh?"
Flexbro II: "Well yeah, cake or STFU u friggin' bastid!"
Peter: "Cake or STFU!"
Sarah: "Trout Lake is such a remarkably beautiful setting, I love it!"
Sandra: "Trout Lake? Cake or STFU!"
Waiter: "Can I get you anything to drink, sir?"
Sir: "Cake or STFU!"
Waiter: "Cake?"
Sir: "Goddammit...I said cake or STFU, YA PUNK!"
Flexbro I: "I stopped doing drugs to give into another passion, alcohol!"
Flexbro II: "So? I stopped doing ya grandma to give into another passion, cake!"
Flexbro I: "Uh?"
Flexbro II: "Well yeah, cake or STFU u friggin' bastid!"
by stokedfish September 24, 2006
Get the Cakemug. A codeword for making-out.
by beforelater November 8, 2004
Get the Cakemug. Father: That was a messy festival with all that rain, Im CAKED in water!
Son: The rain made it very muddy, Im caked in mud!
Son: The rain made it very muddy, Im caked in mud!
by Rye00 October 15, 2017
Get the Cakedmug. My girlfriend is cake, everyone wants a piece... "Janine is cake everyone wants a slice"
That girl is cake, she could sit on my face all day ....
That girl is cake, she could sit on my face all day ....
by TrousersPants October 1, 2018
Get the Cakemug. A sweet and tasty treat representing another food term used to encompass the essence of a woman's nether-region... to be used in conjunction with phrases that describe the greatness of your cake, how sweet and tasty it is... and how people cannot resist it. Having a golden cake means you are getting plenty of action. Similar to that of muffin, you can sample someone's cake or take a big bite out of it, but it will always be good, soft, edible, and irresitible.
My cake is sweet.
Shit, my cake is golden!
Would you like some cake?
I nibbled me some cake! mmm....
Shit, my cake is golden!
Would you like some cake?
I nibbled me some cake! mmm....
by Shelbykitty July 24, 2010
Get the cakemug.