Galactic apocalypse blackhole

A blackhole so massive that it can swallow an entire galaxy.

'Several hypermassive blackholes, at the centre of different galaxies merged to create a blackhole so large that it became a galactic apocalypse blackhole, which swallowed an entire galaxy whole, but even that's nothing compared to a universal apocalypse blackhole.'

(Please read my definition of a hypermassive & universal apocalypse blackhole).

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 29, 2022

Douche apocalypse

Any place or event where guidos, meatheads, skanks, business majors, hipsters, bankers, accountants, trust-fund asswipes, brokers, guys named "Hunter" or "Tanner" or "Cal" or "Chad" or "Logan," prius drivers, people who like LA, people who like Florida, frat bros, camo wearers, granolas, gold-chain wearers, "hustlers," Kanye fans, Nickelback fans, Texans, girls who flirt with bartenders, eurotrash, face painters, and anyone who watches reality shows meet up to drink or "party." Often sports bars, sports events, "clubs," Ed Hardy stores, or gyms.

Man I want to go to the gym, but it's 230 on a Saturday and the place is going to be a douche apocalypse.

by Bill Dungsroman June 16, 2018

Psyclops Apocalypse

The Psyclops Apocalypse is the aftermath of a civilization run by Psyclops.

Before the Psyclops Apocalypse the world was controlled by the first generation of psyclops.

by doublestandarddems February 5, 2023

The Montana Zombie Apocalypse

The Montana Zombie Apocalypse is a risky yet rewarding sexual act involving an individual that’s infected with an STD and the other a person with autism. The person with autism eats the other persons ass until the STD is transmitted to the autistic person. Once diagnosed, both individuals must convince the doctor that diagnosed them for a threesome and therefore repeat the cycle.

“Jeff was autistic so I introduced him to a niche sex act and I gave him an STD via The Montana Zombie Apocalypse”

by Horrific Sex July 7, 2025

Zombro Apocalypse

1: Verb; You and, your friends are in an apocalyptic world (in reference to a zombie apocalypse). Everyone gets along well, hence the 'bro' in Zombro.

2:Noun; A group of mindless bros, typically as far as the eye can see.

3:Adjective; to describe a situation in which, you must rely on your 'bros' to pass.

1; " Dude, this Zombro Apocalypse is awful. No running water really kills me. Literally."

2; "Hey watch it! A Zombro Apocalypse started at that new Ice cream shop. Take my frisbee, use it wisely."

3; "This test is going to be a Zombro Apocalypse. I'll help you, if you help me."

by Snarky-Chan May 10, 2018

Textual Apocalypse

When having or trying to engage in text conversation with someone ,perhaps of the flirting nature .There next message is napalm ,completely and deliberately arranged that you can't possibly form a reply.

A '' I'm trying to arrange a second date with John ''
B '' How is it going? ''
A '' He just text ,' Haha,I'm tired,off to bed night x''
B '' aaa textual apocalypse !!

by wakingupalone July 24, 2011

apocalypse

When you want to look at porn but the internet isn't working.

Was hoping to unwind after a stressful day but it turned out to be the apocalypse. My dreams of good times were shattered when I realized it was the apocalypse.

by SirxiumNotCMD April 1, 2022