Skip to main content

Whitey Marten

A new breed of pine marten whose main food source consists of squirrels.
Is that a whitey marten? ooo oooo
by Pedroia December 17, 2008
mugGet the Whitey Martenmug.

Whitey

AKA "The Submarine" because he's full of Sea Men (semen) Loves sausage dogs and loves a sausage daily. Will do anything for $20, in fact his moto is 20 bucks is 20 bucks.
by Dino80 August 8, 2022
mugGet the Whiteymug.

whitey victim

ellis moorcroft
ellis moorcroft is a whitey victim
by yes laddd November 3, 2020
mugGet the whitey victimmug.

Whitey

When u lay in ur boxers on a cold toilet floor.
Shaking spinning regretting ur life choices!
Saying ur never going to smoke again tho ur on it the next day!
Toilet is my best friend on a whitey after sickness is munchies!
Yo look josh is pulling a whitey

Ah allow him he’ll be alright in 40mins
“Josh continues to throw up
by Fmlwhenwhiteying January 22, 2022
mugGet the Whiteymug.

Whitey Tighty

A derogatory term, used to refer to whites as "normies", typically by other races mainly African-Americans.
This deals with a hatred of stereotypically white things, like Pumpkin Spice Lattes.
Person 1 (white): Hey you wanna go out for Pumpkin Spice Lattes?
Person 2 (Other Race): You wanna go clap when the plane lands too, don't you Mr Whitey Tighty?
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024
mugGet the Whitey Tightymug.

Hepatighty Whiteys

Undergarments with the subtle scent of fecal matter due to either not being washed or not whipping ones anus.
Dude have you smelled Billy lately?

Yeah dude he has some serious hepatighty whiteys.
by AussieC November 9, 2012
mugGet the Hepatighty Whiteysmug.

Whitey

Whitey:
The word is a descriptive generalization of the bizarre and strange and ugly looking male creature from the Homosapien species, it's bread Latin name is ""CRACKERASS'HASNORHYTHMIST'CAN'TJUMPIZOM"" they can be identified by there pale white paste like skin, very sensitive to direct sun light, have been known to turn bright red just before bursting into flames if left in the sun to long... There are some cool white cats out there, but then there are some big white assholes too,
HEY WHITEY I GOT SOME HUMBOLDT COUNTY GREEN BUD, "THE ICKY OF THE STICKY" BUY SOME DAMN BUBONIC CHRONIC OFF ME BEFORE LEAVE YOU OUT IN THE SUN IN WITH NOTHING BUT YOUR DRAWERS AND A FAT SCOOBY IN YOUR MOUTH!!
by Yugo Fukolv January 6, 2020
mugGet the Whiteymug.

Share this definition