watermelon balls

When she holds out for her own enjoyment.

Tommy: "Six weeks and no sex?"
Spud: "Ive got watermelon balls im telling you!"

by Swedish Dragon January 21, 2016

watermelon basher

The act of using one's ballsac to bash the head of his partner as hard as possible.

"Hey babe, wanna try the watermelon basher?"

by popillol January 8, 2014

Chinese watermelon

Danger! It's a bomb!

The watermelon in china can be explosive.

Police: What are you holding?
Me: Chinese watermelon.
Police: Put the bomb down...

by QABCQ August 22, 2012

Watermelon Law

A law or action which on the surface helps an individual or group but because of racist or bigoted underpinnings, the law or action actually hurts that individual or group.

Mississippi passed a watermelon law to give all black folks a free watermelon, to make them happy so to make sure that they don't riot and start stealing.

by BlackCracker September 3, 2012

Watermelon Soup

That one kid that likes BBC and thinks that head with no teeth is better than head with teeth and they usually have huge ass cocks.

That one kid Watermelon Soup always is finger banging my mom

by Fortniteamongus April 24, 2021

Watermelon Republic

Also known as "WR" was a Discord liberal server lead by AngryWatermelon.
WR later on turned to be allied with different Discord clans such as: UKK, UTL and so on.
WR took the last breath when it got nuked by Unknown

i got le palamedeus repl - Arminius

Hey mate
We got raided by Watermelon republic
I need admin or something to ban them
They pinged everyone the whole time
saying they should join watermelon republic
even tho we arent alliwed anymore
I need admin mate - The Crow

by EL3CTEO July 27, 2023

Dirty Watermelon

Get the biggest watermelon you can find and put a hole into the melon, then shit (or piss) into the melon for three days and wait for the watermelon to rot. After this throw the melon at your enemy's.

I almost killed a man by throwing a dirty watermelon at him

by Hampterman July 3, 2021