Goat Thumper

When you fat glizzy destroys a goats ass just like I did with your wife, or when you have a great “experience” with a goat

Oh my god Barry did the goat thumper on that goat down the street

by CrickyGG May 12, 2021

Thumper

a slang term for a burnt disposal vape

Joe: oh shit this burnt as hell
will: yeah that’s the thumper

by Large Will December 29, 2021

Thumper

Thumper is a vehicle equipped with subwoofers and an amplifier that make the vehicle thump

Yo you’re thumper goes off it’s hella loud!

Damn let’s take your thumper !

by XC dictionary September 18, 2017

EBSCO Thumper

Someone who goes around beating people over the head with bad science they heard on a Youtube video without any idea what science actually is or how it works. It's often used to make a prejudice claim against Christians.

"Um, like, did you know that ants have been proven to make a call similar to a whales sneeze, like I have proof. D-news did a study or something."

"Praise be to D-news, EBSCO thumper."

by heyshimshambopbop June 21, 2014

Tub Thumper

Someone who's just wild about Harry and Harry's wild about her.

I'm suing my boyfriend for marriage under the Americans with Disabilities Act on the grounds were trying to mutually sabotage our Pursuit of Happiness as incarcerated individuals. We and are friends are tub thumpers in this cause.

by Poquets January 13, 2023

Thumper

Masturbating and shitting simultaneously.

Dave: I’ve just had the best thumper in Wetherspoons toilet!
Alan: What’s a thunper?
Dave: A wank and a shit at the same time!
Alan: I’ll be right back, I’m going to Wetherspoons toilet!

by B. Kizzle September 24, 2022

Thumper

N.) A Sassy Fat person. Usually very large and eats out a lot. They have a hardass energy and think they’re perfectly fine the way they are. Most likely found in Chinese buffets.

Nowie: oh my god, look at that fucking whale..
Lxcid: nah, bro that’s a damn thumper, fam.
Nowie: mofos smell.

by Qweeqweg February 10, 2020