A dude who uses the crowded conditions on the subway as a cover for molestation and asshole-ish-ness.
by TufHunny August 26, 2009

A person who works at a Subway restaurant and makes sandwiches very quickly. A Subway Ninja also bakes perfect bread, and prepares all food for the day in record time.
by RoxanneMichelle December 12, 2008

People who root for the sports (particularly football) programs of the University of Notre Dame who never actually attended the University of Notre Dame. Typically Irish-American, alcoholic, low income, and poorly educated assholes who could never dream of being accepted to an educational institution as prestigious as Notre Dame.
They're called the Subway Alumni because the more successful ones enjoy long and prosperous careers working at a Subway sandwich franchise. The less fortunate majority of them just live on the subway.
by Crazy Old Maurice November 22, 2010

A person who enjoys receiving anal sex frequently and indiscriminately, to the point the person should hand out tokens and install a turnstile.
My buddy told me he packed her fudge Saturday night, and that's after I was drove down her Hershey Highway myself Saturday afternoon. That chick is like a dirty subway!
by evilrubberducky December 16, 2010

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by GeorgeStone April 8, 2007

the situation calls for two guys and one girl, as one guy gives her anal she's giving the other guy a rim job.
by jfkdlasbgjre June 28, 2008
