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struggle jerk

1. To beat off out of pure inability to contain ones sexual urges because you're an animal.
2. A masterful jerk session where one is forced to either beat off in undesirable situations or circumstances. eg. no internet.
1. Yo man, growing up in the 90's was a real hustle. We had no internet, dudes had to imagine naked woman, and just struggle jerk.
by Ottis Maximus October 13, 2016
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your struggling

Having a hard time with something, completely struggling at accomplishing easy ass tasks.

When your completely tits for tits
Connor McCarthy just did a horse-shoe and can't even stand.
Mike Zaccardo: Dude Connor McCarthy is struggling!
Rev: Awe man your strugglin.
Logan Morello: aight, you deserve a forehead slap.

Man your struggling
by Nick Castellano November 27, 2007
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Mr Struggle

A man who believes that anything that thinks his life is much harder and different to those around him
Man I really hate that guy, all he speaks about are things that annoy him, he's such a Mr Struggle.
by Dira Rua June 27, 2021
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Struggle Bald

"Struggle Bald" refers to an individual who experiences hair loss, specifically a receding hairline or thinning follicles, and employs various methods to conceal or mitigate the effects of balding. This term humorously captures the endeavors made by someone to create an illusion of having a full head of hair despite the evident signs of hair loss.

Generally, a person who is a “struggle bald" engages in different tactics to mask their thinning hair. This may involve the regular use of beanies, hats, or even resorting to hairstyles such as ponytails, all with the intent of fooling others into believing they possess a thick head of hair. These strategies are often temporary measures aimed at projecting a youthful and intact hairline.
Person A: "Did you notice how Steve always wears a beanie, even indoors?"
Person B: "Yeah, he's definitely a ‘struggle bald.' He's doing everything he can to hide that receding hairline.”
Person A: “Struggling baldly to keep up the facade."
by HoesBigMad June 6, 2023
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struggle streaming

- He's been struggle streaming for the last year
- Should we do something about it?
- No, give it time, he'll either give up or get better
by juiced8 September 15, 2021
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Harlam Struggle

When a man pushes a girls head down into a deep throat while receiving a blowjob but he uses his feet
Steve: Dude did you get dome last night?
Rick: yah man I gave her the Harlam struggle
by Trevdad July 12, 2015
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tower struggle

Process whereby a customer service employee provides change in a stacked form resulting in paper money lying flat across one's palm topped with change, thus creating a "tower" that topples with the slightest shift in movement.
Frank picked up the coffee and doughnuts, but spilled his change at the drive-thru due to a tower struggle with an overzealous employee.
by DinerHashBrowns December 28, 2009
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