Slothing and Sleuthing

The act of sitting on the couch, typically hungover, while watching murder mysteries and eating takeout - all day.

Man, I'm hungover, seems like a golden opportunity for a day of Slothing and Sleuthing.

by itszando December 9, 2021

Jackie ( The sloth )

Jackie Leigh is know to be a sloth. Tbh she looks like one but it is what it is. Legend says she photoshops her photos and I think it’s true.

kid : mommy! Mommy! It’s Jackie Leigh the sloth
Mom : yes son your right. You should stay away

It’s true! It’s Jackie ( The sloth )

by Cassandrabicch December 3, 2019

Baby Sloth

Verb: To fall backwards or off of something with an adorable squeal or cry.

The phrase started with the sloth meme featured in the Buzzfeed article titled: "This Baby Sloth Will Remind You To Never Give Up," originally published on September 9, 2015.

Careful, if you surprise Liz with that puppy. She'll baby sloth right off her chair.

by AJ Khan June 28, 2017

Snitcher Sloth

One who is a slow as fuck worker and snitches on coworkers for no given reason just to do so.

Man, She sure is a Snitcher Sloth , always working slow and snitching.

by Ijax uswallow May 20, 2015

sloth disease

Very Rare disease carried most often by Jessikas. Very powerful sleeping disease where the victim sleeps 20 out of 24 possible hours. The other 4 hours are spent watching movies or spending time on their phone as to not use energy.

After waking up from a 3 hour nap exhausted, Jessika realized that she had sloth disease.

by Untamed1560 July 6, 2016

Sloth riot

The proper term for a group of pandas masturbating angrily.

The class trip to the zoo was ruined by the sloth riot occurring in the panda enclosure.

by Woody Harrelson's Scrotum June 7, 2016

sloth people

One who may be alternately described as trailer trash, hillbilly, a "hills have eyes person". Usually have an IQ in the mid 20's. Probably created by a brother sister sandwich under a rebel flag with an 8 ball of meth on the end table, in an 1973 single wide, with bronco sitting in the foot tall lawn out front

Jesus Christ those sloth people must have rubbed off on you, you're acting a bit downsy.

by Gtrguy88 July 21, 2020