shrek

a magical dude that beats you if you go in his swamp.

donkey: im gonna go in that swamp
shrek: gimme dat ass

by jnkfnvinu May 7, 2020

Shrek

The sexiest most ATRRACTIVE MAN YOULL EVER MEET. A SHREK IS SO HOT, AND IS SO FINEEEE, EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT HIM IS THE BEST KIND OF QUALITY IN A MAN. YOU NEED TO HIT HIM UP RIGHT NOW.

Shrek is mine

by Yourmomsbhadddcuhh June 16, 2020

Shrek

Daddy

Daddy is Shrek

by Stabmewithaknifeandcallmedaddy July 21, 2020

Shrek

The lord of all memes (apart from meme man)

Boy: Hey don't you think Shrek sucks?
Boy 2: Shut up, he's our lord

by Introvert lmao August 3, 2020

Shrek

The main character of an anime.

its used like this "did you know that shrek is love and life"

by ShrekuDeku September 17, 2020

Shrek

An all powerful being,
He can ogre anyone by just thinking so
Can end Farquad like he can end the universe, easily.
You can smell his savoury onion smell from miles away, his essence fills the air.
National bird of America.
Plays the saxaphone really well.

Person one: is that a bird?
Person two: is that a plane?
Person three: no its flying shrek

by XXXX____Coconut_____XXXXX October 18, 2020

shrek

If you don't know who Shrek is you are missing out in life!. FIRST Shrek is sexy hot green booger . SECOND Shrek believes that onions have layers ( SUPER HOT!). THIRD Shrek will make everyone drool by just watching a few seconds of the movie. FOURTH Fiona just DIVORSED Shrek so he is now single😍. LAST BUT NOT LEAST Shrek got a fatty *bites lip* but Shrek be catching mood swings.

me: Shrek is so hot and sexy
friend: ikr

me: I'm happy you agree but back off my man!🙄

by papiisshrexy October 19, 2020