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To be random is to say weird things when nobody expects it,or, maybe say something unexpected.
Person #1: Isn't that dude over there SO cute?
Person #2: Totally! He looks great in that red shirt!
Me: CABBAGES!
Person #1: Well that was random.
by highschoolmusicalrox24 March 01, 2009
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a half platypus half elephant eating a peanut butter sandwitch with tomato sause and a 2 way radio that is operating on a rabid goldfish
by Gunboy June 08, 2004
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16 elephants jumping on a trampoline whilst wearing balaclavers and top hats whilst humming the french national anthem backed up by an orchestra of chickens singing i will survive, and all this on an air craft carrier in the middle of the pacific ocean whilst alians shoot bolts of corn and chewing gum at them
bang bang hum hum bang squawk bang hum bang sqwauk zap bang squawk zap hum zap
by keiran December 09, 2004
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Random is a term used for something which is very out of the blue, like when there is a big silence and then somebody says a 'random' word, which would normally not be at all funny, and then starts uncontrolable laughing.

Random words made up (or adopted) by me (Lucy W): shmugamuga, chimpish fool, silly plonker, meep...
Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Hi
*SILENCE*
Person 1: Cows!
Person 2: That was random!
Person 1 & 2: HAHAHA!
by cutie-cookie September 23, 2005
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Stuffing ice cream into your ears until your toes catch fire, then plugging the gaps with oven chips.
Hello, I'm a foreign exchange student from Norfolk. I don't believe we've met. I'm currently studying antibodies. I hope we're in the same class.
by S.A.L.O.R. June 07, 2004
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Florp. Bibble-y-wibble-y-wibb. Yorf! (That is random)
Neep neep neep, all the way home. How random.
by 00tinytim00 January 12, 2004
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Something that just comes out of the-OH MY GOSH ITS A FLYING PEANUTBUTTER FILLED COW!!
Jovially walking on a sunday morning sure did a garden gnome come up and poke me in the ass. The apocalypse has been delayed due to certain circumstances. CAUTION DO NOT READ!!FLAMES SHALL COME FROM LOUISIANA AND INCENERATE YOU IF YOU LISTEN TO PINK FLOYD ONE MORE TIME!
by GANJAMAN February 01, 2005
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