masturbation professor

The very essence of UBC Computer Science professors. Unfortunately this disorder passes onto its top students as well.
You need to pay each of the masturbation professors a total whopping sum of 1 million dollars per course per term as they masturbate on both the male and female instagram profiles of their students and talk incoherently in lectures just to pass time and disorient their prey.
by MatrixEnergeticWar September 10, 2023
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Professor Yolo

Slang term for a young kid who is a warzone god but turns into an old man once 8:00 hits and then makes up excuses to get off and go to bed.
Well look at the time, there goes “Professor Yolo” again.
by Handily69420 March 17, 2022
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PSM (professor soul mate)

A professor you feel an emotional and intellectual but completely platonic connection to. It’s THAT professor that will talk about all the subjects that you’ve always wanted to talk about, the one that can keep you interested for hours about that one topic. It’s the professor you’ve always dreamt to have a conversation with.
« okay I’ve met my PSM (professor soul mate) today. He is the professor I’ve always been waiting for »
by zelie3008 February 28, 2023
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well dressed professor

something so rare as to be effectively hypothetical. Far more difficult to find than a needle in a haystack but not quite as preposterous as finding a sasquatch or extra terrestrial.
I’m totally gonna win the lotto tonight!

Yeah? And imma find a well dressed professor!
by BigWu July 29, 2022
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The Professor

A guy who you aren't participating friends w but your always nervous around him and have confusing feelings for him
I hate the professor so much but I dont know why im so nervous around him
by Rayford Campbell January 23, 2022
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blacktop professor

court preacher. drops knowledge without being asked. unexpected source of wisdom. not an actual professor.

see also: couch professor
"blacktop professor coming in with the 3" (good advice)
can also be used as an insult, if the advice is annoying

"blacktop professor: cut the shit"
by throwstones January 26, 2021
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That’s Professor

Meaning someone is saying or teaching something that you believe is right or the correct way to think.
“Man, did you hear what the speaker at the protest was saying?”

“Yeah, that’s professor.”
by RussianBae October 21, 2022
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