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Johnathan prayer

A very bald tall and hot dude. He is an amazing friend and actor. Johnathan is my best friend.
by Special guy ;) March 16, 2022
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prayer-chain

What people who don't truly believe that God always answers reasonable prayers engage in as a way of hopefully "crowd-pressuring" Him into granting their wishes.
I'm not a "man or God" or even particularly a believer, but I have still never been comfortable with the idea of prayer-chains, since the idea behind it seems kind of "opposite" to the "God always answers your prayers if you only believe" crap that so -called Christians are always spouting off about --- I know that if I were God, I would resent people's engaging in prayer-chains, since it would imply that I wasn't kind, generous, or merciful enough to fulfill prayers if they were spoken merely by the person needing the help, but instead needed to feel pressured by pleading multitudes of "loyal to the faith" humans before I would make any effort on behalf of the person whom they were all praying to me about.
by QuacksO June 7, 2019
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Aggressive Prayer

When you slap both palms on either side of a penis whilst performing fellatio in order to show your enthusiasm to the recipient and to our lord and saviour.
I made him see god so I quickly performed the Aggressive Prayer
by Mr.Bagshot69 May 14, 2025
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A Spartans Prayer

What I call homo-sapiens with abscesses.
Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good..you are "A Spartans Prayer"
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 12, 2025
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Prayer

Sweetest and prettiest girl you have ever met.She is always here for you, but will clown you when you Mess up but still love you anyway
Prayer don’t let people bring you down
by Praye November 22, 2021
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prayer of karlaism

A short, self worth-based prayer used to pray to karla, the mighty godly figure of karlaism. It is written upon the altar of karlaism and is to be said as such: "i am not straight but I'm art. Urmom."
The term "urmom"(yuurm-owmh) is a word to be added after any karlaist-prayer, similar to "ah men" is used in christianity.
the karlaist may kneel down and have both hands slightly to the front, with the palms and the person's face facing the floor.
If done correctly, the prayer will be approved by the aidsbear, a small bear with a scarf which is sitting on the altar, through a single, fairly slow, nod.
The karlaist may continue their day.
Person A:"I am not straight, but I'm art. Urmom."
Person B: "Slay! Was that the prayer of karlaism?!"
by caillou3618495! January 29, 2022
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Prayer

The method Christians use to communicate with God. Prayer can be used to give thanks, ask for things, or gain insight from God.
As a Christian, it is important to engage in prayer often, so you are not disconnected from God.
by dangdxn September 9, 2025
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