pencil cock

A penis that is skinny like a pencil.

Girl 1: Have you slept with Larry yet? Girl 2: No not yet. Girl 1: I heard he has a pencil cock. Girl 2: Oh great, that means he won't even touch the sides.

by jimmybomm October 15, 2020

Pencil Worm

an extremely skinny but very very long penis. it penetrates you like a pencil with that sharp tip (def circumcised) but once in you it slithers like a very horny worm. to be pencil wormed is to live like you never have. being pencil wormed is an honor. cherish it.

Nicci: how was he?
Megan: holy shit he pencil wormed me all night long...
Nicci: UHH D'NOH D'NOH...
Megan: i know.

by ricky tricky dicky June 19, 2011

Pencil Cock

a pencil cock is when your cock is so thin its just like a pencil.

guy 1: hey so what's with you cock why does it look like a pencil?

guy 2: because i have a pencil cock.

guy 1: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MAN WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU

by KingVerneus May 13, 2023

Pencil Crusher

usually a big nonce who likes to touch little ginger boys named luke or nico

"omg look there goes one of those pencil crusher fellows"

by Mr. Tickleson the ninth July 1, 2022

Thomas pencil

the name thomas combined with the last name pencil.

“whats your name? Oh. Its thomas pencil.

by Deifinerrrr November 6, 2021

Roll the Pencil

When you're taking a test with multiple choice and you're desprate for answers, you can use a pencil in the same way flipping a coin works. Write a letter on each side of the pencil then roll it and hope for the best. Rolling the Pencil origionated at the Park School in Brookline, Massachusets.

G: "You ready for this Latin test?"

J: "no way... im gonna roll the pencil the for the whole test"

by Agdgdgwngo November 13, 2011

bookie's pencil

a rather small penis. this refers to the small stub of pencil normally found in a betting shop or bookmakers, the shortened version of which is known as a bookie.

he's got a cock like a bookie's pencil.

by papers March 29, 2007