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Garrett Sober

A baseline sobriety when an individual is only drinking alcohol and smoking weed. Nothing more, nothing less.
Bro I’ve been Garrett sober for three months. No more hard shit for me. I’ll still party and stuff though.
by Beanz.or.beano September 2, 2022
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Pyles Garrett

The sexual act of shitting on someones chest and then clubbing them like a baby seal with a football helmet
Dude I totally gave her a Pyles Garrett last night.
by Avetso December 1, 2019
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Garrett Glencoe

Me
by Me dumby head September 17, 2018
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Pull-a-Garrett

To cut and colour one's hair in an unusually bad fashion.
Nice bleach job, Darlene...pulling a Garrett are we?
by lostc February 7, 2005
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Garrett

"He just told me to shove a massive Bambi splinter in my urethra, fucking Garretts"
by A Fucking Cunt December 9, 2016
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garrett vanhollerback

a little farmer boy that kills stuff on the farm with a bb gun. he even has his own horse that he rides to school everyday
wow bro you are just like a garrett vanhollerback!
by frhgvkjhq;vrnjcf;l May 22, 2019
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Garrett and Emma

A undeniable power couple, Garrett and Emma always win at everything they do. While most Garrett and Emmas are broke, they still ball out and live life to the fullest. Their sex is another story. Both filled to the brim with love and lust, they cum simultaneously nonstop for as long as they want. If you are lucky enough to know and Garrett and Emmas, then you are in for some fun adventures as you stare at both of their perfect, sculpted, sexy bodies. Don't let this intimidate you, as Garrett and Emmas are very accepting of everybody and use their incredible personalities to skyrocket the mood of everyone surrounding them.
You're friends with Garrett and Emma too? They are the best!
by bakedbitch4200 October 17, 2019
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