The man, the myth, the legend. Mason Garrett is the man among men. A goon among all the goons. He’s been hittin phatty rips since he emerged from the womb. He has yet to find his boo gram.
On this memorial day, we honor those who served, so thank you, Mason Garrett
“Aye where my boo gram at?” - Mason Garrett
“Aye where my boo gram at?” - Mason Garrett
by mason garrett’s son December 3, 2019
Get the Mason Garrettmug. The sexual act of shitting on someones chest and then clubbing them like a baby seal with a football helmet
by Avetso December 1, 2019
Get the Pyles Garrettmug. 
by lostc February 7, 2005
Get the Pull-a-Garrettmug. by A Fucking Cunt December 9, 2016
Get the Garrettmug. a little farmer boy that kills stuff on the farm with a bb gun. he even has his own horse that he rides to school everyday
by frhgvkjhq;vrnjcf;l May 22, 2019
Get the garrett vanhollerbackmug. An asshole who won't leave you alone. When he does talk to you it's to be mean or piss you off. Don't be a Wynn Garrett.
by haters-gonna_hate February 9, 2018
Get the wynn garrettmug.