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the davids

muscly lines separating a man's torso from his hips/thighs.
these lines point the way to 'The Gruffudd.'
always used with 'the'
by synecdoche April 24, 2006
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david

A fuck ass nigga who likes skinny white girls that talk with a lisp. These girls typically have super flat asses. This nigga david is usually walks very slow because he tryna check out some skinny white girls ass
Yo david that bitch your dating looks like a wall
by bootylicker1420 April 16, 2019
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David

this mothafucka loves fortnite and hes tall as fuck
guy:David, are you playing Fortnite?

David:yes

Guy:predictable
by AnzoDictionary September 27, 2018
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David

Biggest cock in the world, famous for doing Alabama hot pockets with his daughter's babysitter. His hydrolic water-cooling cock is measured at 16.4 feet which is perfect for tearing anyone's ass! He is currently viral on David Dobrik for having sex with his assistant (Natalie).
Natalie: OHHH THAT HYDROLIC COCK IS SO MASSIVE!!!! FUUUUUUCK!
David: Come to my bedroom.

Natalie: No I want to fuck you in the Tesla David Dobrik gave me.
David: I'll Alabama hot pocket you and Elon Musk you with my Space X cock.
by David Dobrik's assistant January 13, 2021
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David

David is the best boi you will ever meet. He usually has curly brown hair, amazing blue eyes, and will always find excuses to hold your hands. He's super warm and will give out warm hugs when you're cold. David is completely oblivious to all the girls that have crushes on him, and he's pretty chill. If you make plans with him, he might ditch, but will come if you go to his house and drag him out.
If you're ever cold, just hug a David.
by imjusttired-.- April 1, 2019
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David

A nigga with a big dick, Hes sweet and charming and will treat you like a princes
David is so fine
by Trillphill45 October 19, 2018
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