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Castro's Lap Dog

When a bastard son with a shitty accent and gay haircut tries to turn a democracy into Communist country whilst hiding behind a pandemic and his door.
Hey look over there, isn't that Trued... Nevermind. That's Castro's Lap Dog.
by Indifferent justice March 21, 2022
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Castro

Hot arab guy commonly confused for a suicide bomber word commonly means " damn that guy is hot asf I wish I was him "
Castro
by castro1 July 30, 2023
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rome castro

Rome Castro is a BEAUTIFUL and funny girl with lusious brown hair and hazel brown eyes! She hates school and the mornings and loves summer. She thinks she isn't pretty and will deny it but others will be in awe of her beauty! She is super athletic and loves the patriots. Goes to JMHS '23, she can hide her emotions will, but she is emotional! She will always stay loyal and faithful to her bf and friends. :)
Girl 1: "Hey do you know Rome Castro?"
Girl 2" "Yes! She is so gorg!!!!"
by romesbestfriend March 29, 2019
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Castro Way

A way of seasoning food. To season something the Castro Way requires you to either cum on or into the food. This adds a peculiar taste that’s very unique. Doing it the Castro way should be kept a secret from whoever’s food you are “seasoning”.
Person 1: yo dude let’s season Kyle’s food the Castro Way
Persons 2: bet imma Castro all over his food
by Suburban Dicktionary Fairy March 29, 2024
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Omar Castro Playz

Omar is a big simp he is a yandere wanna be
Omar Castro Playz is a simp
by Spiritspade August 26, 2021
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Castro Plus Wasihgton = Art Of War <Sun Tzu> And The Ghostly Archeubus <Lubu>
Castro Plus Wasihgton = Art Of War <Sun Tzu> And The Ghostly Archeubus <Lubu>
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Noah Castro

A person who has social problems and can't talk to girls. He most likely owns a Christian Minecraft server and says cussing is bad. He says things like "I cant believe I'm friends with a non Christian" and laughs at words like balls or deez nuts. He probably has more chromosomes than a normal person and he thinks having more is better. He has an awful reaction time and is pretty sped.
Person: Hey Noah Castro Catch the ball
Noah Castro: B-a-a- l- Oh no I messes up the spelling *proceeds to get hit in the face*
by 4bigguys December 8, 2021
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