Shawna was so pleased when Nick pulled out to cum, shot some in her mouth, and stuffed his cock back in her pussy for the rest. She happily exclaimed "I love goo in two - great aim!"
by MarkMakers December 1, 2018
Get the goo in twomug. Basically means peace out. It can be made with the fingers - the peace sign (two) and the thumb hitched in the way to say "get out of here" (one).
by Pippity April 7, 2008
Get the two-to-the-onemug. A person who is widely known for consistently one-upping someone else during the course of conversation. It sounds like they are just trying to be conversational, but they are really bragging about how whatever you've done or have, they've done/have it more, better, grander, with cooler people, etc.
A: "I have a cat".
B: "Cool, I have two cats".
A: "I have a cat".
B: "Cool, I have two cats".
That guy, Ted, is such a two-catter.
I was telling a story and got two-catted by Ted again.
It was a good evening, but Ted kept two-catting everyone.
I was telling a story and got two-catted by Ted again.
It was a good evening, but Ted kept two-catting everyone.
by JakeHK December 16, 2019
Get the Two-cattermug. A phrase used when entering a bar where all the occupants are ugly females or dudes. Derived from the 1-10 rating system of women's appearances. 1 being low, 10 being great, dudes not being rated.
by T&A Fishing & Bagfries Crew October 8, 2011
Get the Two's or Dudesmug. Shortened version of "Two Bob Cunt", which is more friendly to a wider/younger/more cultured audience.
by Trevor Morris Daniels September 18, 2010
Get the Two Bobbermug. A term used to describe a type Ska music. Also the name of a now defunct label started and run by Jerry Dammers of The Specials.
by FlawlessCowboy August 5, 2005
Get the two-tonemug. The black and white checkered pattern, the symbol for ska music (if you really want to go into it, it represents racial equality) also "2 tone"
by kelita September 2, 2004
Get the two-tonemug.