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B-Net

Shortened form of battle.net used by regular users.
"Hey man, get on B-Net so we can pwn some noobs!
by ||AB|| Tier August 31, 2006
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get the net

the equivalent of saying "catch up" or "acquaint yourself". taken from Wayne's World, when Wayne tells his delusional ex girlfriend to "get the net"
"Wayne I love you"
"We broke up already, get the net"

"Hey wanna come to a party?"
"I don't like you or any of your friends, get the net.
by darcygaps January 6, 2012
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Net Dollars

The amount of net dollars you own is how much money you have after factoring in how much money you owe people and how much money is owed to you.
Alright class, today's math problem:
You have twelve dollars in your wallet and none in your bank account. If owe Jerry seven dollars for buying you condoms, and Greg owes you ten dollars for spotting him for his girlfriend, how many net dollars do you own?
by nightlifecommando March 5, 2011
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Net Rage

Net rage, related to road rage, occurs when people get pissed off at each other whilst using the Internet.

Most prevalent on social networking sites such as Facebook, it usually begins on discussions threads, such as ones about politics, and ends in slanging matches between the two parties.

In much the same way as road rage, it allows people to vent their anger on anonymous internet users, without the fear of retribution.
Person 1: McCain should've won the election, he knew what he was doing
Person 2: Nah, Obama all the way. He's done a great job so far, he's really turned the economy around.
Person 1: Obama's too soft, he's all face and hardly any action.
Person 2: And McCain was better how exactly?!

...{5 comments later}...

Person 1: NO SHE DIDN'T, YOUR MOTHER'S THE ONE WHO LICKS HAIRY MEN'S ANKLES!!!

Random Observer: ...Now this is a case of Net Rage if ever I saw one!
by DarkKakari November 20, 2009
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Net Love

When someone on myspace, facebook, (etc) calls you hot, pretty, or is just loving on you. Usually used in a derogatory manner.
random message: hey girl ur hot
reply: Sorry babe, not diggin' the net love.
by bitchdown December 28, 2007
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Net Famous

Someone who is famous on internet forums, but otherwise unknown and irrelevant. Usually applied a denizen of the internet who have come to fame through substantial original contributions, to differentiate from camwhore or regular famous.
Dude, check out my Youtube video. 1300 hits! I'm net famous!
by Saaiph February 13, 2010
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net driver

someone that has multiple porn acounts and knows the in and outs (no pun intended) of internet porn
dude john used to be my frind but now he is such a net driver he never leaves the house
by jonmar June 13, 2009
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