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testicle hopper

1.Some one who is so smug about the size of their testicles that they practically hop around on them like a hippity hop.

Ex. Person1: oh my god I can't stand chandler talking about how big his testicles are. I'm begging to grow agrovated
Person 2: I know he is such a testicle hopper.

2). Some one who has testiclular cancer so bad that their testicles look like hippity hops.

Ex. Person 1: man Ryan testicles look exactly like those toys I used to bounce as a child
Person2: I know, unfortunately he is a testicle hopper.
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by The lovely testicle hopper January 10, 2014
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Testicle Tuesday

A Phrase actor Jim Carrey used in his hit movie : Pet Detective
by MayoJohnson_- December 15, 2022
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Testicle Toyota

A Toyota which has a paper mache penis on its hood that is rammed into a wall.
Today, I finally made my new Testicle Toyota.
by Wyree_Darx May 29, 2016
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testicle porn

Testicle porn, from the Latin origins meaning, to tuck balls behind legs while cumming.

Testi = to tuck

Cules= orgasming greatly.
Dude she was eating my ass and licking my balls...hard...then because I had my junk tuck up between my legs while she was eating it all, so I held it tucked while I came like in testicle porn it was amazing.

I've heard testicle porn is a big new thing, we probably shoulda filmed ourselves doing it.
by Bigdeal1984 March 15, 2017
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Testicle University

The only university with a moving flag

69,000 $ in tuition
69% acceptance rate
O testicles, o testicles, o testicles in my university

No girls allowed, no girls allowed, at Testicle University
by Bob AC July 10, 2021
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Flaming testicle

The flaming testicle is a drink created in Austin, TX. It consists of a shot of tequila and a splash of Tabasco. It is decorated with two olives (stuffed with blue cheese) that are dipped in Sambuca and lit on fire.
"Let's go down to the bar and get some flaming testicles!!! Hell yeah!"

"This is the best fucking drink ever"

"Balls on fire!"
by DrunkGeo February 27, 2013
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basket-testicle

What some people think of the sport of basketball when they couldn't give a rat's patootie about it.
Hey Chuck; guess you ain't gonna watch basket-testicle on the telly . I know that you hate basketball with a passion; you're probably going to watch golf or some other pussy show.
by Telephony2 June 10, 2023
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