by niggerswillburninhell February 21, 2019
"Do you have a tennis bal ?"
by carnforthman January 10, 2022
by MCRainbowSupernova8196 April 13, 2022
by baysil September 08, 2023
The tedious practice of trying to find a mutually viable date for a meeting between two busy people.
Nick is free on thursday at 3pm
That's no good for Neil. How about Friday at 4pm
No chance. Nick has family time scheduled
Uh oh, this is turning into the usual game of diary tennis.
That's no good for Neil. How about Friday at 4pm
No chance. Nick has family time scheduled
Uh oh, this is turning into the usual game of diary tennis.
by clarebear81 March 16, 2011
A tennis player who has no values of his own and puts women on a high pedestal. Sycophantic behavior for said women, and often through clandestine meetings, will achieve homewrecker status as a Mr. Steal Your Girl
Man, that tennis simp is at it again, he won’t let others join hit, and is slated to break her marriage!
by Principator December 29, 2020
When you are sat on the sideline of a tennis match and a good rally gets going. Then you head begins to bounce from side to side keeping up with the play until you a) give up and rest or b) are finally relieved by the players.
"Morning Jane, I have woken up with an awful neck cramp."
"Well what do you expect John. You were watching Murray yesterday. You have tennis head!"
or
"I love watcching Roger Federer , he always gives me great Tennis Head!"
"Well what do you expect John. You were watching Murray yesterday. You have tennis head!"
or
"I love watcching Roger Federer , he always gives me great Tennis Head!"
by firefreckle January 13, 2018