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technoblade

pig. just a pig. TECHNOBLADE IS A FUCKING PIG.
"not close baby, technoblade never dies" like- shut yo mouth. THIS IS A JOKE- I DONT HATE TECHNOBLADE
by thenamefishwastaken June 9, 2021
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Technoblade

Not a man, not a legend, but a god. He will never be forgotten by his loyal fans. His real name was alex and he has a win streak of 1400. His last video was uploaded on july first 2022. Many of his fans including me cried for hours. His friend (Tommy dream philza ect) he will always be remembered as the best Minecraft youtuber of all time. Thank you for your time. Io9
by Io9_ August 6, 2022
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TechnoBlade

A minecraft youtuber but also an absolute god. The blood god. An overpowered pvper and the 2nd worst thing to happen to all orphans. He also has a cult of disciples who worships him and makes sacrifices for him.
"O' TechnoBlade, please yeet holy water at our faces. Baptise us." - the disciples
by sashiwastaken October 22, 2019
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Technoblade

The most incredible human to walk this earth, a legacy so immortal we remember him with his own phrase:
Technoblade never dies.
A man of a million kills, potatoes, and nerds willing to give the world to him. Even if he’s gone to rest, there is always quiet before the storm and the blood god can and will never die.
A king amoungst nerds.

Thank you Alex, for being a part of my life.
#TechnobladeNeverDies!
Technoblade the first worst thing to happen to cancer
The second worst thing to happen to orphans
The number one potato farmer
And the best thing to happen to us
So long king
by TechnobladeNeverDies <3 December 17, 2022
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Technoblade

Technoblade is an Immortal Pig who is incapable of losing in physical combat, he is the most dangerous Pig alive. Technoblade also has a strong hatred for orphans
Guy1: Look at that Pig
Guy2: OH SHIT THAT'S TECHNOBLADE!
Guy1: RUUUUNNN!
by RaccoonMaster88 April 29, 2021
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Technoblade

The best minecraft player there ever was.
RIP Alexander "Technoblade" 1999-2022
by Technoblade_Never_Dies August 14, 2022
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Technoblade

Technoblade will never die
Technoblade is much better than dream
by Hairyberry1234566789 July 21, 2022
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