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Technoblade Flying 

some thing you can show ur mum when she says u can have a phone when pigs fly
u: mum can i have a phone
ur mum: when pigs fly
u: *shows ur mum technoblade flying*
ur mum: still no

Technoblade never dies

Technobacon’s catchphrase before he got sizzled
Technoblade never dies!!!!”
Stage 4 cancer:

Technoblade Fan 

Annoying ass technoblade fans
They are same as dream fans

Do not be a serious technoblade fan, or you will end up a noob. Instead just be a normal fan
bro technoblade fans are annoying asf they're just like dream stans

Technoblade Fan 

Same as Dream fans they are just annoying. They think because they put on technoblade's skin they're all the sudden the best.

technoblade.jpg 

An tiktoker that is a very kind person and is loved by many.
Have you seen Technoblade.jpg's cosplay?

No.

Oh....
technoblade.jpg by 361837 September 2, 2021

Rip technoblade 

Where real men cried
P1: when techno died I literally cried

Rip technoblade