Taking A Bill

1. The elimination of horrible fecal waste through one's anus, more extreme than the average process.

2. Taking an unbelievable shit to the point it's not a shit, it's taking a Bill.

3. A sweat-filled, terribly smelly, wet dump; one in which you must remove your shirt, can only be called taking a Bill.

4. A very time-consuming poop, usually requiring countless wipes and many flushes.

Frank: "Hey, what took you so long? I waited nearly 30 minutes."

Tom: "Screw you man, I was taking a Bill. It was horrible. The wiping would never end."

Frank: "Oh man, I'm so sorry. My bad bro."

by TheGeniusChild June 21, 2011

Taking a Donny

Pretending to take a shit, when you are actually playing on your phone to avoid dramatic fucking coworkers.

"Dude you were in the shitter forever, did you eat taco bell? ""No I was taking a Donny. "

by Bluepony33 February 21, 2017

take a cruise

Go to the bathroom and take a shit.

I just ate Taco Bell, pull over at the next rest stop so I can take a cruise.

by Ronny Mexico June 23, 2016

take leave

ima leave but "formal"

Mkaay I guess its time for me to take leave and let you think

by suckamyballs March 5, 2014

Taking a Dale

getting angry at someone for no apparent reason

all i was doing was humming a tune and he started taking a dale

by anonymouse1 October 11, 2007

taking a wizard

when you've been holding in a piss for so long it has to potential to be of Austin Powers tier. Most commonly performed in Amish

When me and the homies were on the road trip through Amish they almost ditched me when I was taking a wizard.

by hossman_jago November 7, 2019

take the bus

get fucked or fuck off

Situation: Don dropping lil dude out in his car

Don: hey mate, can I stop at chemist and pick up the medicine.
Lil dude: nah man, can you drop me home first..
Don: take the bus you fucking wanker!!!!!!!!!

or

lil dude: hey Don, can you stop farting in the office?
Don: Take the bus you wanker!!

by MagdaIsReal January 7, 2022