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The Dirty Dutchman Trifecta

This is a sexual act involving three woman laying down in the shape of a triangle. The first woman menstrates into the second woman's mouth. The second woman then chokes up the menstration through her nose into the third woman's anus. The third woman then squirts the menstration from her anus back into the first woman's vagina.
"Instead of putting your finger down your throat to throw up, just grab a few chicks and tell 'em to try out the dirty dutchman trifecta. That should do the trick."
by Joseph Von Hedberg October 22, 2008
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Hot Mess Trifecta

A female that possesses no attractive features at all what so ever.

A female that has a trifecta of ugly: ugly face, no boobs, and no ass.
by honeybun2012 June 4, 2009
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bush doof trifecta

When at a bush doof (party in the bush) in a singular night, you have sexual relations with three different women at SEPERATE times throughout the night. Where or how it is done does not matter as long as it achieved by dawn
Craig- “Oii Damien did you hear that Jocko pulled the BUSH DOOF TRIFECTA last night with sally, amber and summer”

Damien- “what a fucken unit”
by Uncle Duds April 26, 2022
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trifecta of coolness

Top three coolest, most loyal, ride or die friends u have.
Its time for a safety meeting but don't tell everyone- its only for the trifecta of coolness.
by kitegirlkitegirl April 19, 2015
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Trifecta Pro Weekend

Having sex with a different girl on each day of the weekend (Friday, Saturday and Sunday).
It was fantastic! I partied every night and took home a different girl each time! I had a Trifecta Pro Weekend!
by swordsmen September 20, 2010
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Trifecta

A Trifecta occurs when a man (or woman) takes a shit, urinates, and then ejaculates into the toilet before flushing, if he decides to flush at all. Typically all is done while seated and must be consecutive.
John: Dude where’s your bathroom I gotta take a piss?
Jackson: I wouldn’t go in there if I were you, mike just finished a Trifecta.
by Ya_boi_cloud February 27, 2020
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triple trifecta

Extremely uncommon redundant contraceptive method involving three forms of birth control. The man must still pull out despite the usage of birth control pills by the woman and proper condom use by the man. This is the lowest form of sex a couple can engage in beyond dry humping.
So what form of birth control are you guys using?

Oh, we're using the triple trifecta. (Describes it)

Why? Why why why!?!?!
by SlopDonk4Life April 29, 2014
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