fur torpedo

A slang term for K-9 units deployed on uncooperative suspects in water. (see fur missile)

"He's trying to swim away. Deploy the fur torpedo"

by realmrniceface October 19, 2020

Politically torpedoed

When you are derailed from a high position based on allegations and not facts.

Hillary Clinton lost the election.. she was politically torpedoed by the Russians.

Bill O'Reilly was politically torpedoed from Fox News on unproven claims.

by NewAgeLanguage April 21, 2017

lint torpedo

Lint rolled up between the butt-cheeks.

"Dude...I'm in there like a lint torpedo!"

by )2629326( May 19, 2017

topless torpedo

the results of a botched circumcision where too much is taken off

i got him naked and found that he had a topless torpedo down there

by ustef October 19, 2011

Asian Torpedo

The act of a girl taking a shit and freezing it. Once completely frozen, the girl will then use it as a dildo until it gets warm and mushy again.

Dude that sick ass bitch is fucking herself with an asian torpedo

by Corperal 69 October 30, 2007

texas torpedo

A big, fat dildo, complete with blinking lights, stuck up a mules' ass.

Boy, that mule sure loves his Texas torpedo when the weather gets gnarly outside.

by Texastorpedo October 30, 2015

Torpedo discharge

Taking a torpedo shaped shit, which drops with a splash and, due to it's sheer energy, swims around the toilet seat for a while before it settles, waiting to be flushed by it's master.

Cuntinagi was the Japanese pilot responsible for the Torpedo discharge. While the Pearl Harbor attack was taking place, and after dropping his entire payload of torpedoes, he bent over and dropped a final torpedo from his anus on an American Aircraft carrier as a symbolic dropage before the honorable Kamikaze. It is said that his fecal matter was so vile it burnt through the carrier's toughened steel, creating a large crater-like hole, sinking the carrier and it's crew at once. The torpedo like fecal matter was later recovered from the bottom of the sea, and now can be found at the Louvres Museum in France.

by JayReynolds August 28, 2010