Tomato bitchkeeper

One of those retarded expressions people create on urban dictionary, with sex involved by default so they can reach +1000 likes with zero effort, this because that is the only definition someone wrote for that word

Tomato bitchkeeper

A fat dude wearing a red hoodie who eats lots of ass

by Some fucker took my name August 16, 2019

Tomato explosion

Picking up big can of tomato paste willst it’s open trying to put it in the fridge but all of it spills and go everywhere.

Person 1: why is there tomato paste all over your shirt?
Person 2: a tomato explosion happened
Person 1 oh.

by nathanV2 August 24, 2020

bleeding tomato

A reference to one's vagina during their menstrual cycle.

My bleeding tomato stained my white pants.

by Team3redheads December 30, 2019

Tomato Tango

The act of moving tomatos in and out of the sun when still in danger of frosts.

Bob did the tomato tango by moving his tomato seedlings out into the sun during the day and under cover at night to protect them from frosts.

by Bobwayne December 19, 2019

tomato mouth

A person who has a mouth that looks like a tomato. Tomato mouths are usually hoes so when you see a tomato mouth you know they are a hoe.

Charlie: "Look at Carrie and her tomato mouth."
Alexis: "God, I know. What a hoe."

by CarrieHasATomatoMouth99 May 31, 2016

tomato jam

another name for ketchup

These fries could use a little more tomato jam.

by Zak Hunt January 10, 2009

Water the tomatoes

When a man's penis is so short that when he pees he pisses on his balls

Son of a bitch! My dick is so shriveled up from the cold weather that it made me water the tomatoes.

by Breadfan4life October 14, 2021