Theo is that one guy who you will fall head over heels in love with right before he breaks your heart. A questionable amount of girls like Theo and you will cry about him at some point in your life. Theo likes to believe he’s a sociopath, there is nothing solidly proving this right or wrong. Theo will start a conversation and then become very dry. Theo is always horny. Theo’s convinced he can pull off bangs but he really can’t. Theo likes to make sexual jokes that can be very funny.

Theo: *rapey accent* I fuck lots of Miami bitches
Daisy: you what
Theo: *accent continued* I have very big peen

by Adam ploughed holly November 12, 2019

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Theo

Theo is usually a individual who usually only talks to 1 female. Usually that female thinks he short and gross. Theos usually keep food in there socks and eat it. Theos are normally no taller than 5”

Oh man I look like Theo

by Mathisgreat April 8, 2019

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kylie and theo

cutest pair ever, both of them are like the opposite of eachother but they tend to know how to be together as one. They tend to love eachother as much as they love themselves. Both of them are blind to know that but sooner or later they’d be able to know their feelings towards eachother. Theo likes playing with girls hearts and easily break up with them. But kylie, knows how to handle theo well and can make theo realize that kylie is the only one for him.

girl (1) - omg i want to be them so much
girl (2) - the best pair ever
boy (1) - kylie and theo are the cutest pair ever

by Martyr12 June 16, 2019

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