Incocknito Mode

Going on Google Chrome or any browser that has a "no history recorded" mode, (called incognito mode on Chrome), and watching sexually explicit videos, usually to stop people from knowing that you've been watching it.
"I was watching porn on the family computer, so I had to go incocknito mode."
by DonkeyPunchQWERTY April 22, 2015
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Doe Mode

Idiot ; One who makes a mistake that should have been checked twice; Doing something so stupid, you must be in doe mode! Credit to : Steve Anderson LI, NY
You called for approval on a job for $1, Carrie you are a doe mode!
by NBS Team July 24, 2009
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ez-mode

I so pwning these ghey n00bz, this is liek total ez-mode.
by Rakujin December 30, 2006
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meltdown mode

When an unfit parent try's to apologize for their child's lack of discipline.
I know we we supposed to go out tonight, but my daughter is on meltdown mode, and I have to stay home.
My son was on meltdown mode yesterday, that's why he didn't turn in his homework.
by Poet in the Corner June 17, 2017
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Jew Mode

1. Tight with money, refusing to spend.

2. State of hoarding money like a fiend.
Hey, wanna go out tonight? -Can't, I'm in Jew Mode, wanna pay for me?
by krackalack May 31, 2009
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Moded and Corroded

Being put to extreme shame. When proven wrong, tricked, insulted, or embarrassed. Often times used with the phrase, "Your booty exploded". Also, it's said with a rhythm, as though it were a song.
Guy 1: Dude, did you just get yelled at by that old lady?
Guy 2: Yeah, she started hitting me with her purse, it hurt.
Guy 1: Hahaha. "Moded and corroded, your booty exploded!"
by M1lk_M4n October 4, 2009
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Machine mode

When a male goes to a social gathering (such as a bar or club) and tries to chat up every female at said gathering.

A male in machine mode who gets knocked back by a female, will quickly forget about the female and move on to another female, often the nearest female to the first female and probably the first female's friend.
Friend 1 @ a club: "Alright mate, where you been for the last hour?"

Friend 2 @ the club: "No time to chat, I'm in machine mode tonight, I've already been knocked back by half the girls here... time to move on to the fat chicks. Later."
by Lumbu April 29, 2010
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