When you insert the penis into a dry vagina.
(usually because she isnt aroused or she has an STD).
When inserted it feels like rubbing your hand over a leather seat when it's really hot outside.
To successfully preform this totally awful sex move you have to make sure your penis is hard as a rock but as dry as a desert. You insert your penal device right up in there and thrust your pelvis until u cum,(u probably won't)!
(usually because she isnt aroused or she has an STD).
When inserted it feels like rubbing your hand over a leather seat when it's really hot outside.
To successfully preform this totally awful sex move you have to make sure your penis is hard as a rock but as dry as a desert. You insert your penal device right up in there and thrust your pelvis until u cum,(u probably won't)!
by zack15 September 22, 2010
Get the lizard bagmug. A Linktree Lizard is a person that posts provocative content on social media (e.g. thirst traps) to drive traffic to an account containing a linktree, beacons, or personal website link set that likely leads to an OnlyFans account.
Tyler: Have you seen all this ass shaking on TikTok lately?
Jeremy: Yea, it's full of linktree lizards.
Tyler: You're right... I'm still saving all of these videos, though.
Jeremy: Yea, it's full of linktree lizards.
Tyler: You're right... I'm still saving all of these videos, though.
by High When I Wrote This May 23, 2022
Get the Linktree Lizardmug. A Highway Lizard, is a woman who will specifically target lifted 4x4's, semi trucks, or can be seen seductively dressed on the side of a road, with the hopes of attracting the attention of any guy who is willing to give her any sort of attention. You can always find a Highway Lizard at truck stops, gas stations, night clubs, or outdoor party spots.
Not to be confused with a Mud Cricket or a River Roach. But the Highway Lizard is closely related.
Not to be confused with a Mud Cricket or a River Roach. But the Highway Lizard is closely related.
Hey Danny, were you out with that Highway Lizard last night.. Dude, get your pencil checked, cause she's been on every rig at Stave Lake.
by Pantharen June 12, 2018
Get the Highway Lizardmug. Middle age to older women/cougars that hang out on the water front looking for men with boats. Almost always drunk.
by Hotrod_parts_guy March 19, 2014
Get the dock lizardmug. by johnnyonthespot22 August 3, 2010
Get the lick the lizardmug. by not a yard lizard April 1, 2010
Get the yard lizardmug. When your bitch is sucking you off, then you blow your load on her upper lip and in her eye. This results in her licking your baby batter off her lip and winking at the same time
Dude 1: Bro, i gave your mom a Winking Lizard last night
Dude 2: What the Fuck bro!!
Dude 1: your mom sucks good dick
Dude 2: What the Fuck bro!!
Dude 1: your mom sucks good dick
by Dan Gigolo January 4, 2008
Get the winking lizardmug.