shit knife

A knife kept in the bathroom to cut up turds too large to flush.

I keep my shit knife in the bottom drawer next to the toilet in case you need it.

by johnknotabuc April 15, 2019

kirby with a knife

Kirby with a knife is Kirby with a fucking knife

“Yo I’m scared...”
“Why?”
“Because Kirby with a Knife is gonna fucking kill me 😰”
“Ooo shit”

by Alexthepianoboi November 20, 2019

Knife ear

A derogatory term for Elves in fantasy settings, in reference to an elf’s pointy ears. A favorite word amongst dwarves.

May also be known as “The K-Word” to those who don’t wish to say the slur out loud…

Dwarf: That does it! I’m gonna say the K-Word!

Elf: Don’t you dare! It will set our people’s relations back centuries!!

Dwarf: Shut up, you bloody KNIFE EAR!!

by Sova357 September 7, 2023

Dookie Knife

Taking one's thumb and forcefully stabbing another person in the butt with it when they least expect it while yelling the word Dookie Knife.

"I snuck up behind my girlfriend and gave her a "Dookie Knife" causing her to slap me."

by UncleTater83 April 4, 2008

Knife Licker

1) One who licks their knife in public.
2) One who licks the knives of others in public.
3) One who licks the buffet knife!

1) Dude, can't believe you just did that. This is a nice place, you f**king knife licker!!
2) Seriously, f*ckhead, did you just lick my Swiss army knife?! Knife licking b*stard!
3) That w*nker just licked the cake knife!! I'm going to use that knife to stab that f*cking knife licker in his sleep!

by Timeofwoof December 1, 2011

Nigger Knife

An often small but sharp object that is acquired within the radius of a nigger. Such as but not limited to a broken beer bottle, heroine needle, short pointed stick, or even the pointed end of a niggas Jesus piece

It started out as a fist fight, but when he started loosing he used a beer bottle nigger knife and cut me deep.

by Big Joe Momba March 12, 2010

Throwing Knife

A type of knife that is used to be thrown. Usually a double sided blade with a handle the same size. The handle has no wrist guard. First originated during the American Civil War

Do you have throwing knife? We got some rednecks coming!

by MW2 Freak January 16, 2011