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by skip December 08, 2003
Also called a taint brush or soul patchusually worn by an older bald douchebag or a younger half a fageither way it is passe. Maybe add some Bono yellow tinted glasses(worn indoors)and lots of black fabric to complete the desired toolappearance.
Did you guys see that old bald douchebag with the tea bag tag and his half a fag buddy/sister trying to work those girl scouts?
by daCroat December 18, 2008
pole vault over the victim or unsuspecting citizen, launch forward onto your hands, much like child-like leap frog, springing back, carefully placing your dick on the victims face. this should be done in a careful and erotic matter, as to not scare the victim and or unsuspecting citizen.
adventure boy exhibited the allusive and infamous "reverse tea bag" on the unsuspecting teletubby. she, however, was frightened, for adventure boy did not follow the rule of carefullness and erotica.
by PandaAdventureBoyTelePenguin September 14, 2008
Ingredients:
At least one male
1 bottle of gin
1 bottle of tequila
1 bottle of vodka
1 bottle of white rum
1 12 oz can of coca-cola
1 lemon
triple sec (whatever the fuck that is)
1 large bowl
Peel and squeeze lemon into the bowl. Add gin, tequila, vodka, rum, coke, and triple sec into the bowl. Stir for 30 seconds.
Each male places their testicles in the bowl for 30 seconds. The hairier the testicles, the better.
The males then place their testicles on the face of someone else, letting them drink the concoction. Repeat until drunk.
At least one male
1 bottle of gin
1 bottle of tequila
1 bottle of vodka
1 bottle of white rum
1 12 oz can of coca-cola
1 lemon
triple sec (whatever the fuck that is)
1 large bowl
Peel and squeeze lemon into the bowl. Add gin, tequila, vodka, rum, coke, and triple sec into the bowl. Stir for 30 seconds.
Each male places their testicles in the bowl for 30 seconds. The hairier the testicles, the better.
The males then place their testicles on the face of someone else, letting them drink the concoction. Repeat until drunk.
Mary drank her Long Island tea bag with much satisfaction. They were the best tasting testicles she had ever sucked on.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 09, 2017
The act of murdering an opposing call of duty character and proceeding to crouch over their mouth repeatedly for others to see, stimulating a real-life "tea bag".
Walk007 decided to give Hondarider736 a Call of Duty tea bag after an intense beat-down in search and destroy just so the entire opposing team could watch the humiliation before the bomb was defused.
by death-angel23 July 13, 2009
Bob:Hey Jim...What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
Jim: I dont know Bob, what?
Bob: The taste!
Trish: and the smell!
Bob: bitch quit 'tea bagging my joke'!
Jim: I dont know Bob, what?
Bob: The taste!
Trish: and the smell!
Bob: bitch quit 'tea bagging my joke'!
by Darnell Jenkins II February 04, 2010
by Dixon butts Jr April 07, 2022