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Cumbrian Taxi Driver

to "Go off like a Cumbrian Taxi Driver" is another way of saying "to Go apeshit"

The phrase originates from the 2010 case where taxi driver Derrik Bird went on a murderous rampage through Cumbria, killing twelve innocent people and injuring a further eleven. Apparently, the cause for his psychotic behaviour was a relatively minor annoyance - caused by drivers taking fares from the wrong end of the taxi lane.

Typically speaking, "going off like a Cumbrian taxi driver" is to overreact to a relatively minor annoyance, normally with extreme anger.
Hey, man... I said I'm sorry.... No need to go off like a Cumbrian Taxi Driver!
by Levitus June 19, 2010
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Joe Le Taxi

Joe Le Taxi is a French pop song by Vanessa Paradis, long-term girlfriend of Johnny Depp. The song is frighteningly eerie at first, but once you listen to it a few times the occaisional "cha cha chas" grow on you and although you can not understand the lyrics, you become a slave to the hypnotic and rythmic sound of the saxaphone.
Last night i listened to "Joe Le Taxi" and enjoyed the saxaphone solo.
by SophXxx August 13, 2006
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Mambo Taxi Chadler

A vanilla white guy that looks extremely hot if you pound three Mambo Taxis at Mi Cocina with your sour cream enchiladas. He has a douche name like Chandler and looks like a Tony Romo 10 until you wake up and realize he is not as hot as Chadler when you were blackout drunk on Mambo Taxis. Aaron that point you realize his name is Chadler and you vomit at how low the bar is for yourself.
“Dude, I hooked up with a fucking Mambo Taxi Chadler last night.”

—“Did you do the morning glory shame ride?”

“No! I’m not that desperate, I left while he was sleeping.”

—“right.”
by Liukie July 19, 2021
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taxi driver's tan

When one drives a vehicle a lot with the window rolled down and thier arm resting on the edge of the door where the window is rolled down - that arm receives a lot more exposure to the sunlight than the other arm, resulting in that arm being more tanned than the other.
Because the occupation of a taxi driver requires a lot of driving, sometimes they get the "taxi driver's tan" effect.
Bob: Hey look at John in his tank top.

Joe: Wow, look at his arms, he sure has a taxi driver's tan.
by Big Don February 20, 2004
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Taxi driver's tan

1) A sun tan that extends to the elbow of one arm (the offside arm), frequently displayed by taxi drivers who nonchalantly steer one handed with the other grabbing the roof, while looking in the mirror to gauge the reactions of their passenger to their reactionary opinions.

2) A tanned appearance of one finger, the result of a catastophic failure in the integrity of the toilet paper when wiping the anus.
"Sod this hotel, the water's off, the bog roll's damp and I've got a taxi driver's tan"
by enile May 28, 2007
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Rebel Taxi

RebelTaxi (rean name unknown), also known as Pan-Pizza, is an American YouTuber and podcaster who is currently the head of the Pizza Party Podcast. He's a known reviewer who does cartoons and anything animation-related with some occasional life-action stuff and video games.
Rebel Taxi is showing new videos every Tuesday
by AlexVaughan2 March 10, 2017
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