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Seashell Swirly

When a man jizzes in a woman’s ear and then drinks the jizz and earwax mixture out of her ear.
“Hey diva! Wanna do a seashell swirly tonight?”
by rorodingle June 22, 2025
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Seashell Swirly

When a man cums in a woman’s ear and then drinks the semen and ear wax mixture out of her ear.
“Damn mamas you bad asl, can I give you a seashell swirly at the party tonight?”
by rorodingle June 22, 2025
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Swirly Brown

When a female/male diarrheas on the others persons belly button, then uses their finger to swirl it around.
Martin: Yo bitch, lemme get a Swirly Brown

Klaus: Alright bet
by ScendoLuh July 11, 2025
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Minnesota Swirly

A Minnesota Swirly is a bullying act, normally happening to shorter people. To perform the Minnesota Swirly, you must first get a large man (preferably a football player or obese man) to defecate in a public toilet bowl. The bigger the feces, the better, as it will be used soon. Next, find your victim. Shorter people (under 5'3") are typically better than taller people, as they are easier to maneuver into the Minnesota Swirly. Lastly, flip your victim head-first into the public toilet with the feces inside, and flush the toilet. Feces will be smeared throughout the hair of the victim, and will taint the smell for days. (For an added effect, try having each member in your group urinate on the victim while the toilet is flushing.)
Man 1: "Yo man, Peter over there is really short! We should Minnesota Swirly him."
Man 2: "Hell yeah, I'm in. Let's find a shitter first, though."
Man 3: "I'm in! What toilet do I shit in?"
by the one and only dunce September 11, 2025
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Atlanta Swirly

An intense sexual act when one person receives a swirly while the other pounds the backside until he shoots sperm out of his mouth into the toilet.
A bully gives a nerd an Atlanta swirly
by Huge D Randy October 9, 2025
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The Swirly 2fer

The art of butt fucking a female, then you stuff her head in the toilet and you flush it so the water comes up over her head creating a Swirly 2fer.
Did you see that video of Joey giving Jess The Swirly 2fer I heard his step mom taught him that shit.
by HollYWooD147mc November 7, 2025
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South African Swirly

The act of doxxing Elon Musk's location, going to his house, forcing him to shit, piss, ejaculate, and pour cocaine into his marble toilet, and then shoving your penis and his head in the toilet and then flushing it. The leftover semen is used as water for the bidet. The bidet is then used to spray all of the semen onto his hair. Elon Musk will then pay you precisely $35.72 and considers it a monthly salon appointment.
"To whoever gave me a South African Swirly last tuesday, my heart goes out to you."
by BangalangMan February 14, 2025
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