The top of a can of snuff, it doesnt show you where your going or where you been instead it shows you who is lost.
Used primarily by Yoopers, or people from the upper penninsula of Michigan.
Used primarily by Yoopers, or people from the upper penninsula of Michigan.
When the fudgee stopped and asked for directions to deer camp, I told him to take a look at his Swedish Compass.
by MattDaYooper April 21, 2007
A sexual act where a girl gives a man a blowjob and accidentally takes too much of the man's penis, resulting in a violent and forceful upchucking, usually of undigested semen from other men she recently had.
Mike: "Dude I was with this whore and she totally gave me a Swedish Blowtorch it was amazing!"
Johnny: "I am seriously reconsidering our friendship..."
Mike: "Naw man it's alright she only had a couple STD's!"
Johnny: "I am seriously reconsidering our friendship..."
Mike: "Naw man it's alright she only had a couple STD's!"
by Hot Stuff1423 September 02, 2010
When someone takes a shower before extensive physical activity, really defeating the whole purpose of showering and wasting water and time in the process.
by Jefferson S January 20, 2009
An act of fellatio performed in a violent fashion between two men, typically one man holding the other man's head, forcing it back and forth.
"Do you like your blowjobs violent Kalle?"
"Oh yeah, nothing better than a swedish friday with my man Ulle".
"Oh yeah, nothing better than a swedish friday with my man Ulle".
by Yustayoker December 10, 2008
God smitted Swedish Niggers as punishment for one of them fucking his shit up and eating forbidden watermelon from the sacred bush.
A playground limerick:
There was a nigger called Leröy from Sweden
Who danced naked in the Garden of Eden
So God piledrived him on a rock
then ripped off his black cock
So he died 'cos it wouldn't stop bleedin'
A playground limerick:
There was a nigger called Leröy from Sweden
Who danced naked in the Garden of Eden
So God piledrived him on a rock
then ripped off his black cock
So he died 'cos it wouldn't stop bleedin'
by Jeff Chickenbottom September 30, 2009
Cracking an egg into an asshole or vagina, then fucking it until it's scrambled, thus making an omelette.
by PepperidgeFarm August 13, 2010
"Man did you see that Yngwie Malmsteen, thats some mighty fine swedish beef!"
"Ibrahimovic is the swedish beef on Pro Evo. 5!"
"Ibrahimovic is the swedish beef on Pro Evo. 5!"
by Tom Potter & Josh Dales December 24, 2006