Swedish Compass

The top of a can of snuff, it doesnt show you where your going or where you been instead it shows you who is lost.

Used primarily by Yoopers, or people from the upper penninsula of Michigan.
When the fudgee stopped and asked for directions to deer camp, I told him to take a look at his Swedish Compass.
by MattDaYooper April 21, 2007
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Swedish Blowtorch

A sexual act where a girl gives a man a blowjob and accidentally takes too much of the man's penis, resulting in a violent and forceful upchucking, usually of undigested semen from other men she recently had.
Mike: "Dude I was with this whore and she totally gave me a Swedish Blowtorch it was amazing!"

Johnny: "I am seriously reconsidering our friendship..."

Mike: "Naw man it's alright she only had a couple STD's!"
by Hot Stuff1423 September 02, 2010
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Swedish Shower

When someone takes a shower before extensive physical activity, really defeating the whole purpose of showering and wasting water and time in the process.
"Rik decided to take a Swedish Shower before snowboarding all day today"
by Jefferson S January 20, 2009
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Swedish Friday

An act of fellatio performed in a violent fashion between two men, typically one man holding the other man's head, forcing it back and forth.
"Do you like your blowjobs violent Kalle?"

"Oh yeah, nothing better than a swedish friday with my man Ulle".
by Yustayoker December 10, 2008
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Swedish Niggers

A now extinct race once ruled by Simon Phoenix the Great
God smitted Swedish Niggers as punishment for one of them fucking his shit up and eating forbidden watermelon from the sacred bush.

A playground limerick:

There was a nigger called Leröy from Sweden
Who danced naked in the Garden of Eden
So God piledrived him on a rock
then ripped off his black cock
So he died 'cos it wouldn't stop bleedin'
by Jeff Chickenbottom September 30, 2009
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Swedish Omelette

Cracking an egg into an asshole or vagina, then fucking it until it's scrambled, thus making an omelette.
Alex: Gab, wake up!
Gab: Why?
Alex: I want a Swedish Omelette for breakfast!
by PepperidgeFarm August 13, 2010
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Swedish Beef

Extreme shred guitar and fret wankeray, or just any prime example of talent to come out of sweden.
"Man did you see that Yngwie Malmsteen, thats some mighty fine swedish beef!"

"Ibrahimovic is the swedish beef on Pro Evo. 5!"
by Tom Potter & Josh Dales December 24, 2006
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