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post-swat "seeing red"

Refers to da infuriated frustration dat you feel when you observe a messy crimson smear on your hands after successfully dispatching a mosquito, realizing dat said "singing terror" has already "gotten you", and thus you are still destined to suffer an itchy lump in da near future, despite your having eliminated da nasty winged parasite itself.
Knowing that a "loaded" eliminated mosquito will not be producing any additional larvae can somewhat reduce your post-swat "seeing red"... not that one less mosquito will make much difference overall, of course, but at least this particular one won't be laying any eggs inside your house or tent (and thus possibly create an INDOOR infestation of said nasty buggers later on) where it had sneaked into sometime prior to your smacking it.
by QuacksO June 28, 2019
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GB SWATS

GB swats, they are good you should look up how to make one.
“Hey Greg you wanna take some GB swats
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swatting mosquitos

Did you hear chase swatting mosquitos in the bathroom?
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swish dat swat

what i say to my hoody cuz she can swish dat swat all da swish swatting time.
"hey deli, swish dat swat!"
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Twat Swatting

My girl was twat swatting last night so I didn't get that D like I wanted
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Twat swat

Twat swat definition inserts foot into mouth before reading between the lines.
Read between the lines or your age are a Twat Swat
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wad-swat

What you perform when a biting insect lands on a "strictly-hands-off" area of someone else's body, and so you have to use a crumpled piece of fabric to dispatch said blood-sucker.
Tiffany and I were out for an afternoon beach-stroll and a mosquito landed on her butt --- naturally I couldn't touch her "down there" while we were in public, but we both still were carrying our beach-towels, so I hastily bunched mine up and gave that impudent insect a wad-swat.
by QuacksO August 31, 2018
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