porn swan

a gentleman who enjoys the finer qualities in life... but more specifically dedicating a significant portion of his life to filming the sacred act of swans fornicating in a pond of virgins tears. although a rare and elusive creature... the porn swan is as magnificent being of inspiration and sexual lust. Main stream use of the phrase has transformed the definition into a term of sexual endearment for an individual whose unbelievable conquests have been filmed.

Dude I was at the park with my girlfriend watching swans floating in the lake until a Porn Swan came and creeped them out!

The guy made a sex tape with my goldfish, buick, and grandmother... he is the ultimate Porn Swan!

by Woppyvac July 11, 2010

Black Swan

Derived from the movie Black Swan

To meet a naive individual then later have relations with them after heavily being under the influence, hearing of their disbelief they would do such a thing the next day.

Bro, she totally went black swan on you last night, she's totally not that type.

by Kaolo March 15, 2011

fuck swan

a type of insult directed at a person who would probably fuck a swan and also probably on their period

that bitch is a fuck swan

by RainbowfuckyourshitupDash January 1, 2015

swan garden

A shape of woman's pubic hair: a long, narrow, vertical line all the way down, resembling a swan's neck.

Her knickers were left a bit low and you could clearly see the top of her swan garden.

by swaaaan February 27, 2011

falling swan

When a man falls down with his arms extended giving him the appearance of a swan falling over with his penis landing in the vagina

Dude did you hear about Kyle he falling Swan into his girlfriend

by Sealclubber 93 June 19, 2018

Miss swan

Miss Swan is the best teacher IN THE WORLD!!! I mean IN THE UNIVERSE!!! She is a one of a kind person and will always help you. She can get angry at time (Bill) but will always forgive you. You should always have a teacher like Miss Swan. She is the best English teacher ever. You should never through here away.

We have this awesome English teacher in our class

So you have Miss Swan?

by #SuperFinnee May 24, 2021

Swan bumps

Goose bumps for the more elegant and poised of society

It's chilly out here , I've already got swan bumps

by Priprixx August 30, 2016