Subway Perv

A dude who uses the crowded conditions on the subway as a cover for molestation and asshole-ish-ness.

Yo, I had to straight up confront a subway perv on the 6 today!

by TufHunny August 26, 2009

Subway Ninja

A person who works at a Subway restaurant and makes sandwiches very quickly. A Subway Ninja also bakes perfect bread, and prepares all food for the day in record time.

Matt and Leng are both Subway Ninjas.

by RoxanneMichelle December 12, 2008

Subway Alumni

People who root for the sports (particularly football) programs of the University of Notre Dame who never actually attended the University of Notre Dame. Typically Irish-American, alcoholic, low income, and poorly educated assholes who could never dream of being accepted to an educational institution as prestigious as Notre Dame.

They're called the Subway Alumni because the more successful ones enjoy long and prosperous careers working at a Subway sandwich franchise. The less fortunate majority of them just live on the subway.

by Crazy Old Maurice November 22, 2010

Subway Tuna

Smelly dirty pussy.

I got really drunk last night, and I got me some subway tuna.

by Naimoli45 February 15, 2021

dirty subway

A person who enjoys receiving anal sex frequently and indiscriminately, to the point the person should hand out tokens and install a turnstile.

My buddy told me he packed her fudge Saturday night, and that's after I was drove down her Hershey Highway myself Saturday afternoon. That chick is like a dirty subway!

by evilrubberducky December 16, 2010

subway club

a group of often emos who spend all there time in subway til closing

"lets go smash the subway club"

by GeorgeStone April 8, 2007

Lipstick Subway

n: The act of being double teamed by a man and a dog.
Sandwiched (SUBWAY) between a man and a dog's red rocket (LIPSTICK), the woman is receiving a Lipstick Subway.

Harrison: My girlfriend really loves her dog.

John: That's normal, her dog is cool.

Harrison: She asked me for a Lipstick Subway.

John: Oh.

Harrison: I obliged.

John: OH. You know it's getting late, we should probably never talk again.

by hangoverpoop August 6, 2011