cruiser spooning

When you drive down the highway and see two cops pulled long side one another facing in opposite directions and they are doing nothing.

I was driving down the road the other day and flew past 2 cops cruiser spooning and neither one of them bothered to move to come after me.

by five_point_OH October 22, 2010

shooting your shot

Sliding in the DM's, trying to signal that you want tk hook up.

She rated me a ten and used heart emojis, so I asked, "Are you shooting your shot?"

by KinkyVill November 20, 2016

Ping Spoofing

An internet hack the players use on video games to make their game more high quality by making there internet high speed. It is most commonly found on Minecraft servers that crash the whole server.

I banned a player from using the Ping Spoofing hack.

by BlaaZy October 27, 2018

Shooting The Poodle

Shooting The Poodle is a Yorkshire slang term for the female period.
The term is a metaphor comparing the absorption of period blood into the tampon with the absorption of blood into a poodles white fur as if the dog had been shot.

Kirsty's bad mood and quick temper was clearly a symptom of her poodle shooting!

Jess was late to work because she had sex while shooting the poodle, it was a messy affair.

by poodleshooter January 10, 2009

Shooting Downrange

When you are having intercourse with a woman, and she is lying on the floor with her legs over her head. Shooting downrange is when you finish, you pull out and finish in that position, holding your junk down and "shooting downrange".

I totally shot downrange when I came on your mom.

Shooting downrange is the best thing ever, because you have the ability to land it on any target zone.

by GrossGeorge December 20, 2008

shooting the bunny

The act of interrupting someone else's thought with a much more humorous completion that you supply. Originates from interrupting someone's ASCII rabbit-art.

Person 1: . .(\_/)
Person 2:<-(X_x)---<<< arrow'd!
Person 1: stop shooting the bunny :(

by VAMPIREPARKOUR January 26, 2011

literally shooting the shit

Shooting actual shit. That's right, as in pooping. Not conversing, talking, or otherwise socializing, but instead shooting actual shit. Don't say "literally" unless you mean it to be literal.

"She was on the toilet literally shooting the shit for hours. It was an unpleasant experience for all."

by shitshooter911 June 12, 2012